Latest Posts by doodlerofdoodle - Page 2

Okay, y'all better sit down because I've got a story to tell you. So, me and my friend are at the mall and find this Otaku store, and being the otaku's we are, went in. I found this fan and obviously had to have it. When I got home, I hid it behind my back, walked up to my parents, and said, "I got a Chinese fan!" And whipped it from behind my back, opening it up to show off this beauty called aph China. I don't think I've ever seen my parents more disappointed in me than that.

Even Daffy Isn’t Sure Anymore

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“You can excel at all levels “ …

You know what they say about grandfather clocks...

They’re old timers.

you’ve heard of elf on the shelf, now get ready for

Hetalia Characters as Quotes from my Theatre Experiences

Italy: *plays out of tune guitar* “that was a c.”

Germany: “Make ballet masculine.”

Japan: “Salvation and greetings to you all.”

Romano: “Why are you holding a guitar it IS THE NEXT SCENE.”

Prussia: “Can I have some whiskey in this scene?”

Spain: “The first scene I’m in and I’m already stealing food.”

America: “Spoiler alert! You’re a nerd!”

Canada: “Spoiler alert! You read comics too.”

France: “You can call me daddy anything.”

England: “I’ve successfully broken into my own home.”

China: “Come check your boyfriend’s pants.”

Russia: “You may be wondering: where is my water bottle?”

Ukraine: “Removing your boobs? Okay.”

Belarus: “I do it to show dominance. Duh.”

Hungary: “ALPHA WOMAN.”

Austria: “I will pay you to stop playing We Are Number One.”

One time in elementary school, a teacher was a bag of mm's for Halloween, but her costume was a trash bag with Eminem's face taped all over it, and she asked our class what we thought she was and I blurted out "White trash" and that's the story of how I almost got a detention in the 3rd grade.

Nordics as things I say to friends.

Iceland: I will tic tac, patty wack, smack you with a wooden spoon if you don’t diddly darn go away.

Finland: (hands you a baby wipe) Clean up your attitude. And your face while your at it, you got chocolate on your cheek.

Denmark: (steps on legos)Legos don’t hurt me, legos are friends!

Sweden: You haven’t been to Ikea? I thought this friendship was real, but after this? I don’t know.

Norway:  No, you don’t understand, corgi’s are the magical choice of transportation for fairies in welsh folklore. That’s why I must have one.

And if tomorrow you awake alive, then you will know you didn't die.

Oddly encouraging

This is what you find when you actually clean the basement, an A&W tray that your mom stole in her early 20's.

For encouragement when you just can’t.