My Mom Posted This Meme On Facebook And It Is LEGIT Hilarious. I'm So Proud.

The sex you were assigned at birth is certainly one axis along which you can be oppressed and experience unity with others, but it's not the ONLY axis, and for many of us, it's hardly the most impactful axis. Radical feminism acts like sex is a unifying form of oppression (and also the most IMPORTANT axis of oppression), but as a trans guy I gotta say I do not feel unity with radfems just because they're female - but I DO feel unity with poor men, gay men, and mentally ill men!

Want to learn something new in 2022??

Absolute beginner adult ballet series (fabulous beginning teacher)

40 piano lessons for beginners (some of the best explanations for piano I’ve ever seen)

Excellent basic crochet video series

Basic knitting (probably the best how to knit video out there)

Pre-Free Figure Skate Levels A-D guides and practice activities (each video builds up with exercises to the actual moves!)

How to draw character faces video (very funny, surprisingly instructive?)

Another drawing character faces video

Literally my favorite art pose hack

Tutorial of how to make a whole ass Stardew Valley esque farming game in Gamemaker Studios 2??

Introduction to flying small aircrafts

French/Dutch/Fishtail braiding

Playing the guitar for beginners (well paced and excellent instructor)

Playing the violin for beginners (really good practical tips mixed in)

Color theory in digital art (not of the children’s hospital variety)

Retake classes you hated but now there’s zero stakes:

Calculus 1 (full semester class)

Learn basic statistics (free textbook)

Introduction to college physics (free textbook)

Introduction to accounting (free textbook)

Learn a language:

Ancient Greek

Latin

Spanish

German

Japanese (grammar guide) (for dummies)

French

Russian (pretty good cyrillic guide!)

reblog this if you’re jewish or your blog is a safe space for jewish people

in light of recent events as well as a new rise in creating nazi ocs I think this post is an important one to have on your blog if you stand behind your jewish followers or are jewish yourself.

No offense but where are the male porn bots

Things my OCs have said with no context. Part 4.

Me: You and me are going to commit a heist.

Atlas: Do I have any say in this.

Me: No. No you do not.

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Troy: Shut up and eat your cardboard!

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Hayden: Don’t fall in love with the first guy you see.

Connor: you can’t tell me what to do.

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Me: what do you know about advanced environmental science?

Serana: I’m twelve

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Me: do you have any enemies to lovers movie recommendations?

Troy: Toy Story.

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Connor: *tries to flush furby down the toilet*

Me: what are you doing?

Connor: He needs to pay for his sins.

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Me: Can everyone stop spitting in the milk isle? It’s a biohazard.

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Connor: maybe the real American Dream was the gay sex we had along the way.

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Atlas: some people wear turtlenecks, but not me. I’m cool.

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Troy: it tasted like earwax

C.J. How do you know what earwax tastes like?

Troy: don’t act like you’ve never tried it.

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Me: Why do I always fall in love with depressed, greasy boys?

Fierro: Are you calling me depressed greasy boy?

Me: I’m not not calling you that.

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Me: It’s kind of boring around here if you ignore the seven foot tall shadow monsters that try to murder you in your sleep.

It drives me fucking bananas as someone with a learning disability when someone says “just study harder.” Like I’m not already doing everything I possibly can to stay afloat. I’m already on the verge of mental collapse, if I do any more I’ll fall apart. I’m not capable of studying any harder, Karen!

Why must the duty fall on me, the writer, to write the story that’s in my head, not on the reader, to simply develop the power of telepathy and *read* my mind for a change, huh?

Today’s comic is a special one because it discusses #dyscalculia, which co-occurs frequently with #adhd. I personally live with it and it’s something I feel should be discussed more often.

If you were to vacuum up jello through a metal tube, well I think that’d be a neat noise