cherik, wolfstar, faberry, brainstorm, pipabeth...
fuck all romance except for that one queer coded ship that should have been canon because the characters are so obviously and painfully in love but the writers were too much of cowards to make it happen
new girl marauders era, where sirius just broke up with a long term relationship and he moves in whith a bunch of rather peculiar guys
if course nick is remus
schmidt ml is james
winston is peter
and oh who could’ve guessed cece is dear old lily!!
i feel like james is such a disney channel kid, like his mannerisms and phrases and all. he’d be the type of guy who’d say “where’s my hug at?” or “well… that didn’t go as planned”
in every circumstance he’d throw the most cliche of phrases and the worst thing is he finds it completely normal
would also like a football marauders au, james is def a striker of a top 5 premier league team, sirius would prob be a defender but doesn’t have the physique so maybe cdm??
remus being a physiotherapist for the team that is friends either james before sirius transfers to the club and yells at james for not telling him about the hot medic man.
he’s probably complain of nonexistent injuries just to be close to him.
and lily as the manager’s daughter, or the striker of the club’s female team.
and they meet in promos for the club’s image, to show the new jersey for the season and make fun videos for insta/youtube and the whole comment section is talking about their chemistry.
there are so many possibilities for this au, angst about them transferring to a diff club in a country far away, sirius’s trauma being the pressure from his family as they are world renowned players with many ballon d’ors.
world cup, euros, champions league….
SOMEONE WRITE THIS BEFORE I GO INTO A COMPLETE SPIRAL!!
yes peraltiago is so percabeth coded
because wdym jake’s mother was left by his father, amy craves academic validation and to be recognised by her parents just like her siblings, they love each other in the most genuine way possible and sarcasm is their love language??
if you told me brooklyn 99 was a percy jackson au i would believe you no questions asked.
James: We’re f-f-flying on a broom
Remus: Destination Snivelus’ room
Peter: Pass the mic right over to-
All: SIRIUS!
James: We forgot Sirius…
Peter: But we cant turn back any-time soon!
Remus: We have to turn back though, we can’t leave him… that was a good rhyme tho…
in deep narrator voice: they didn’t turn back
*cut to sirius listening to radiohead feeling empty inside*
lamine and fermín’s lives at the locker room celebrations😭😭
@sweetnnaivete @ivyppoison
missing him extra hard today, he deserved a call-up
hopefully we’ll see more of him un the future🫶🫶