You Know That Part Of The Movie, The Princess Bride When They’re Going Through The Fire Swamp And As

you know that part of the movie, The Princess Bride when they’re going through the fire swamp and as soon Westley stops carrying Buttercup and she starts walking on her own, she immediately falls through the quicksand stuff? That is an exact representation of my life every time I attempt to get out of bed in the morning

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In order

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dracuwhora

3 years ago

oh my god i just saw a little girl in the store I was in and she looked just like a little Florence Pugh. She is totally the next black widow after yelena

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dracuwhora

2 years ago

update: I’m bi lol

me: I’m straight

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me: * nervous sweats*

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dracuwhora

3 years ago

if you ever look back on your childhood and think that you were weird/strange/embarrassing, just remember that in fifth grade, I liked this kid so I thought writing a story about him enduring his worst fears with a conclusion of his implied death would make him like me lol

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dracuwhora

3 years ago

Jesus Christ it’s been 11 years of one direction today. I am currently sobbing on my floor and hoping that one day we’ll get at least another album. Congrats directioners who’ve stayed this long. We are strong

honestly, why isn’t the 23rd of July an international holiday yet?

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dracuwhora

3 years ago

movies with that have absolute bangers on their soundtrack:

Coco

The Twilight Saga

Tangled

Tarzan

Pocahontas

Moana

Brave

The Little Mermaid

Hercules(some)

The Lion King

The Princess and the Frog

Steven Universe

Frozen

Divergent

Mulan

Encanto

Deadpool (1 and 2)

Big Hero 6

Sweeney Todd: The demon barber of Fleet Street

The Muppets

Super Mario Bros. Movies (Literally bc of Peaches)

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dracuwhora

3 years ago

Why is it that emo, goth, or really anyone who dresses in lots of black and has dyed hair, lots of piercings and tattoos, etc. always stereotyped as standoffish, broody, or unpleasant to socialize with? The workers at hot topic, Spencer’s, and other people who fit the above description are honestly some of the nicest people I’ve ever met. They’re nicer and friendlier employees than a lot of employees I’ve seen at Walmart, McDonald’s, etc.

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dracuwhora

3 years ago

I do this with pain and noise/pitch (like a sharp pain like a needle or a pinch is soprano and a rough pain like a shove or punch is alto kinda) and also with names and colors. I am far from being a happy little dudette☹️

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dracuwhora

3 years ago

[medieval times]

teenage villager: *sends letter through carrier pigeon to a friend*

friend: *doesn’t respond*

teenage villager: i hate being left on delivered

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dracuwhora

3 years ago

ashton irwin sounds like if a texas hillbilly farmer moved to england and tried to fit in

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