let’s get this straight-
this is harry:
this is hazza:
this is niall:
this is nialler:
this is louis:
this is loubear/boobear:
this is zayn:
this is zen/dj malik:
this is liam:
this is leeyum/lima bean:
thank you for listening to my TED talk
at this point in his career, I think directors just give Ryan Reynolds the plot to a movie and he just makes up the dialogue as he goes bc there is no way any of the shit he says in his movies is planned and not just him saying whatever he thinks would make the movie go on
TELL ME WHY AND HOW THE FUCK TONY FUCKING STARK NEVER MADE A JOKE TO HIS WIFE AND ABOUT PUTTING SOME ‘PEP(P) IN HER STEP’ IF SHE WAS WALKING SLOWER. GOD I CAN HEAR IT BUT HE NEVER ACTUALLY SAID IT AND NOW IT WILL NEVER HAPPEN BC HES FUCKING DEAD. GREAT JOB MARVEL YA REALLY FUCKED THAT UP
growing up as a Harry Potter fan with dark curly hair is getting told you look like Hermione when you’re young and then getting told you look like bellatrix as you get older lol. also, I was Hermione for Halloween when I was 11. Now I’m being bellatrix today
Me
ok so I actually love harry but some of his single fans can be a lot
louis on tattoo roulette: *pointing to tattoos* eh it’s just gonna be another schtewpid one, innit?
harry: you’re sleeping on the couch tonight, bitch