My Sister And I Were Watching FernGully And We’re Naming Movies With A Small Girl And Big Guy. (Like

I’ve never watched Merlin but I recently got really into Merlin fanfic in a modern AU so here are things I’ve learned from those fanfics that may or may not accurate:

Merlin and Arthur are hella gay

There’s family drama with Arthur, his dad, and Morgana

Gwen and Merlin are besties

There’s a joke about Arthur being fat

Uther is either a psychopath or a dad trying his best, no in between

Merlin looks like a stereotypical gay

He’s also a little flirty and has some sort of magic

There’s dragons in the show

Arthur’s mom is gay

Arthur and the knights are besties

Merlin is a criminal and sassy

Arthur looks straight

I thought it would be an hour of listening to screaming and looking at pictures of draculas, but it was so much for frightening than fathomed

Silly little fic idea

Peter Parker is kidnapped, wakes up in an unfamiliar place, two people are there telling a camera that Peter Parker is Spider-Man. Peter starts acting like a normal kid; screa, crying, and telling them he’s not Spider-Man. They say they saw him change into the costume in an alleyway. He says he dresses up as Spider-Man for birthday parties for money cos he’s poor. They say he does tricks and they’ve seen him shoot webs. He says he knows parkour, that’s why he decided to cosplay as Spider-Man in the first place and he used small cans of silly string to use as fake webs. He’s hysterical and the kidnappers are like fuck we got the wrong guy. They somehow have vibranium cuffs so Peter couldn’t escape (that’s why he’s acting so they’ll release him). They decide to knock him out and dump him in a random alley, they punch him and he goes unconscious. Except he doesn’t, he’s still acting. They unlock the cuffs in his hands and feet and BOOM he quickly knocks them both out.

He turns to the camera that’s still rolling and says “wow I can’t believe that worked, I deserve an Oscar for that performance!” And he’s bowing to his metaphorical audience and maybe he does a little fake speech while wiping fake tears “I’d like to say thank you to my parents, who are dead, and to my uncle, who’s also dead, and to my aunt May who’s not dead. And Mr. Stark who helps me with my Chem homework. Also shoutout to Ned and MJ, I wouldn’t be here without you guys!” And then he’s like well let’s web these guys up, so he webs them to the wall and he grabs one of their phones and calls Mr. Stark.

Plot twist tho: Mr. Stark says Peter I can see you!! Peter is like what are you in talking about. And Mr. Stark says the camera was broadcasting to ALL OF NYC (how you ask, I don’t know, not my problem) Peter freezes and turns to the camera where he flips it off and asks Mr Stark what he just did and Mr. Stark yells “Peter you just flipped the camera off!” And Peter is like “so you saw me give my Oscar speech, and me web those guys up?” And Mr. Stark is like “yes we saw all of that!!” And Peter is like “so everyone knows I’m Spider-Man now? what should I do??” while awkwardly waving at the camera. Mr. Stark is like “I’ve been tracking the phone I’m on the way already, just turn off the camera!” And so Peter does and then maybe it goes more into detail about the kidnapping, the acting, and the aftermath of all this happening. Maybe everyone is shocked Spider-Man is a kid and other stuff.

Anyways yeah that’s my fic idea. I have another one that’s less funny and more serious too. Where like he gets kidnapped by a international human trafficking ring and they planned on either selling him to the highest bidder or using him as a prostitute. A little dark for me tho. He does escape tho and he ends up releasing other victims too. It has the same basic intro but a lot of differences. He’s still playful in the beginning but gets more serious once he realizes where he is and how many victims there are.

I’m currently that tiktok audio where the girl says she’ll die if she doesn’t suck dick

That’s it

That’s the mood today

Was watching Friends and there’s a kid actor that my sister recognized. His name is Daryl Sabara, we looked him up and he’s Juni from spy kids. Then we find out he’s married to Meghan Trainor??? It’s a weird thought

I was looking up Abbot Elementary fanfic, and I specifically wanted Gregory/Janine but I’m just seeing Barbara/Melissa. This just goes to show that people write fan fiction for what they thought the show lacked

Daenerys went from loving her dragons like children to fearing and chaining them up. I need her to get over her fear ngl

Every Bring It On movie gets more and more out of pocket

i just wanna see harry potter be so in touch with his magic and so amazing that he can use his magic like a bender from Avatar. like BOOM stupefy from his foot. BOOM petrificus totalus from his fist. I just need a graceful fighting harry man

I’ve read fics where it’s like “what if Peter Parker acted more like a spider?” Like he was allergic to peppermint, he had venom and sharper teeth, he slept in a web sometimes, he couldn’t thermoregulate, and one fic even had where he couldn’t eat solid food, just smoothies.

I love these fics and I think they’re great, so I need one where Peter just loves weaving or like loves knitting. Like spiders were born to make webs and all that so like with Peter he just loves to knit and got really good it really fast. Maybe he gives beanies and scarves to Ned and MJ, or just every Christmas, that’s what he gives aunt May.