Remus: So You’ve Never Read The Muggle Newspaper? Sirius: Nope Remus: Not Even The Comics? Like...

James: WHY WOULD YOU KILL HIM HE COULD HAVE HAD A FAMILY!

Sirius: I SWEAR I DIDN’T MEAN TO IT WAS A MISTAKE!

James: THINK OF HIS KIDS! THINK OF HIS  FRIENDS!

Sirius: I SWEAR I MEANT NO HARM!!!

Remus:

Remus: James…

Remus: It… it was just an ant.

Sirius: Hello friends! 

Everyone:

Sirius: You might be wondering why I’m taped to the ceiling

"You used to read so much, what happened?"

Bish i read plenty, just ask all the dead gay wizards in my phone.

Remus: I apologize for saying 'fuck' in front of Harry. 

Sirius: You just said it again. 

Harry:

Remus: I am not a role model.

Peter: Why is there cheese on my bed AGAIN?!

Mary: I swear, it was Marlene this time

Marlene: You didn’t have to rat me out

Peter: Marlene…

Mary: Don’t worry, we’ll make sure it gets squeaky clean.

Lily: We’ll make sure you can’t tail there ever was cheese.

Peter:

Peter: Why did we tell them?

James: At least they don’t keep SHINING LIGHTS into your EYES!

IT’S THE LEGENDARY POST I’VE ONLY SEEN IN SCREENSHOTS

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Sirius , running: Slow down, James, I can’t ketchup!

James, not slowing down: You’ll just have to use all the strength you can mustard.