Sirius: Hello Friends! 

i bet if there wasnt a war james would take lily’s name

Why is it always „Lily Potter“ and never „James Evans“ ?

Lily Evans is for hot and sexy people. If you don't like Lily, well, I have some news for you.

"i need women to have equal pay because i plan on marrying rich and i can't do that if dorcas is making 75 cents to every mans dollar."

- Marlene McKinnon

James: Plants have feelings too?! What is this? Now I can't have food! 

Lily: You can eat a rock. 

Sirius: Air. 

Remus: The fabric of time and space. 

Marlene: Chugging a bottle of bleach can solve all your problems. 

James: You guys are not helpful.

guys its ok, he's going through his midlife crisis 🤭

11 years old James: I drink to forget, but I always remember

Fleamont: You're drinking apple juice buddy

Lily: James, I have a great idea. 

James: Let’s hear it. 

Lily: We trick Remus and Sirius to go out on a date together. 

James: YES! 

James: And hey, if that doesn’t work out, maybe you and me could go out, get some drinks— 

Lily, hitting him with a book: THIS IS NOT ABOUT YOU.

dorcas made the first move on marlene, but marlene won’t admit it.

Everytime this is reblogged, JK Rowling steps on a lego

James: Please, Peter, after everything we’ve been through together. You can’t do this. 

Peter: I’m sorry James. 

James: I’m begging you. Don’t do it. 

Peter: It has to be done. 

James:

Peter:

James:

Peter: *Places +4* Uno.

(you thought it was going to be something different didn’t you)

At Jily's wedding:

Church: If anyone objects to this union, speak now or forever hold your peace.

Evan: LILY.

*Regulus and Dorcas trying to hold Evan back while Barty is laughing*

Lily: For the last time, Evan, I understand you want to be called Evan Evans. But that is not a valid reason to interrupt my wedding!!!

Evan : BUT THINK ABOUT IT.