I Bet If There Wasnt A War James Would Take Lily’s Name

Remus: *closes a cabinet* 

*a crash is heard behind the cabinet door* 

Lily: What was that? 

Remus: The sound of someone else's problem.

Lily: Can I have 2 straws with that milkshake? 

James: Aww- 

Lily: With 2 straws, I can drink it double as fast!

dude the only picture on my camera roll from april 29 is a random truck i saw that said RAB on it-

“Do you wanna where I was April 29?”

Thinking about gay dead wizards ykyk

Remus: So you’ve never read the muggle newspaper? Sirius: Nope Remus: Not even the comics? Like... Peanuts. You’ve never read Peanuts? Sirius: No, I don’t think so Remus: Are you serious? You’ve never read Peanuts? Sirius: Uh huh, never [one hour later] Remus, holding a rugby ball while Sirius prepares to run at it: Go ahead. I promise I’ll hold it.

James: Please, Peter, after everything we’ve been through together. You can’t do this. 

Peter: I’m sorry James. 

James: I’m begging you. Don’t do it. 

Peter: It has to be done. 

James:

Peter:

James:

Peter: *Places +4* Uno.

(you thought it was going to be something different didn’t you)

happy mother’s day to all mothers, but especially lily evans, who never got the chance to be the best fucking mum in the whole entire world to harry

If you don’t give the black sisters as much hype as the black brothers then don’t talk to me

being a multishiper is so wild like I'll reblog/post something about jily but i also want people to understand that i love marylily. and pandalily. and jegulus. ect ect ect.

Dorcas: Is something burning? 

Marlene, leaning seductively on the counter: Just my desire for you. 

Dorcas: Marlene, the toaster is literally on fire.

we do not make enough of the COMEDY it is that james is a fucking deer. like sirius being a dog and peter being a rat are obv tied to their characters but a deer is SO random. and i do not see it in fics enough. take the padfoot tropes and give them to prongs. students baffled because there was a deer walking around the dungeons? remus walking into the dorm and nearly shitting himself because there’s a deer sitting upright in james’ bed. whenever james is in a sticky situation he just goes deer mode and prances away