James: Plants Have Feelings Too?! What Is This? Now I Can't Have Food! 

if i could write coherent sentences it would be over for you bitches

In every fanfic I read Remus is either the hungriest mf who will eat anything or the dude that James, the mother hen, has to force feed. I love both.

i bet if there wasnt a war james would take lily’s name

Why is it always „Lily Potter“ and never „James Evans“ ?

If you don’t give the black sisters as much hype as the black brothers then don’t talk to me

Jack Black being the disowned older brother of Sirius and Regulus Black

Harry: Which is correct, seven and five IS thirteen, or seven and five ARE thirteen? 

Remus: Neither. 

Remus: Because it's twelve dumbass child

Sirius: rEMUS WE TALKED ABOUT THIS

we all should focus on lily—her complicated relationships with her sister and with snape, her falling for james after many years of rejecting him, mary—her challenges of being a black woman and a muggleborn, marlene—her realisation she’s a lesbian or her working class background and more punk-ish values (bc it’s a common hc i see), black sisters dynamic (ITS A GOD TIER ANGST YALL ARE SLEEPING ON), we should also give dorcas a generally agreed upon characterisation. what we don’t need is a new male ship/character every other week, damn

Remus: I apologize for saying 'fuck' in front of Harry. 

Sirius: You just said it again. 

Harry:

Remus: I am not a role model.

Jily Proposal

hogwarts graduation

after the ceremony, they cross the lake to the station by boat like in 1st year (to make it a whole circle)

they can’t fit four in a boat anymore

lily and james together

remus and sirius really close by with a camera

halfway across the lake, james gets on one knee

he doesn’t even finish his sentence before she says yes

they are both so happy

they stand up and kiss

its so romantic

until the boat tips over because they are standing up

but they are still so happy and laughing

its just a really sweet moment

to consider: 

james trying to educate himself on muggle things to impress lily. remus feeding him fake information just to fuck with him. lily and her mum spending forty-five minutes trying untangle james’s hair from an electric whisk when he visits because remus told him it was a hair messer-upper.