Jily Proposal
hogwarts graduation
after the ceremony, they cross the lake to the station by boat like in 1st year (to make it a whole circle)
they can’t fit four in a boat anymore
lily and james together
remus and sirius really close by with a camera
halfway across the lake, james gets on one knee
he doesn’t even finish his sentence before she says yes
they are both so happy
they stand up and kiss
its so romantic
until the boat tips over because they are standing up
but they are still so happy and laughing
its just a really sweet moment
In every fanfic I read Remus is either the hungriest mf who will eat anything or the dude that James, the mother hen, has to force feed. I love both.
Peter: Punch me in the face.
Sirius: ...Punch you?
Peter: Yes, punch me, didn’t you hear me?
Sirius: I always hear ‘punch me in the face’ while you’re speaking but it’s usually just subtext.
Evan: How would you hide a body-
Dorcas: Hypothetically-
Pandora: You aren’t fooling anyone-
Barty: ANYways, how would you do it?
James:
James: You see, in quidditch, the snitch-
Barty: Nope.
Dorcas: MarLENE!
“I don’t read that much anymore”
(the gay wizards on ao3 side eye me)
"You used to read so much, what happened?"
Bish i read plenty, just ask all the dead gay wizards in my phone.
dorcas made the first move on marlene, but marlene won’t admit it.
I wish real people had subtitles bc I seriously can’t focus on what people are saying half of the time
lily and sirius being besties but so competitive for no reason. the two of them just doing the wildest things and getting caught, but lily ALWAYS talks herself out of punishments with sirius sitting there, shouting “IT WAS YOUR IDEA!”
Dorcas: Is something burning?
Marlene, leaning seductively on the counter: Just my desire for you.
Dorcas: Marlene, the toaster is literally on fire.
James definitely didn’t realize Santa Claus isn’t real until he was living alone. He also definitely called Effie in tears thinking he did something wrong, only for her to burst out laughing.
hey! i have no idea what to write on thisshe/they, ravenclaw, ENFJ (idrk what that means i just took a quiz)i guess i should mention i'm a minor but idc who contacts me.I'm 100% definitely not obsessed with a bunch of dead gay witches and wizardsOk maybe I amAnyways I mainly post marauders stuff but i also love hunger games, heartstopper, and um... (fuck I forgot all fandoms I'm in) stranger things but, like, in the gay way yk? anyways, have a good day!!
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