Marauders Fandom Missed The Opportunity To Call Marylily Lary

Regulus: Ugh, I hate my second cousin.

Sirius: Which one?

Sirius: Wait

one thing about me is if a fic includes dorlene, i'll read it

Lily: James, I have a great idea. 

James: Let’s hear it. 

Lily: We trick Remus and Sirius to go out on a date together. 

James: YES! 

James: And hey, if that doesn’t work out, maybe you and me could go out, get some drinks— 

Lily, hitting him with a book: THIS IS NOT ABOUT YOU.

some emmary headcannons cause i love them more than anything:

- emmeline was always super good at quidditch, but hid her talents at school cause she didn’t want to be the centre of attention, meanwhile mary over here LOVES having everyone’s eyes on her

- didn’t meet until during the war, fell for each other in that 12 year gap

- emmeline wanted to join the order and fight in the second wizarding war, mary didn’t, they fought about it a lot

- emmeline DID NOT DIE (actually, she realised running away together was the safest option so she chose mary over the war and switched places with someone who had polyjuice potion to look like her, and they were the one who died in order of the phoenix, NOT HER)

- emmeline was a year younger than mary at school, she was in ravenclaw with kingsley and that was how they met later on

- emmeline plays the piano beautifully, mary can’t play it for shit, emmeline has a horrible singing voice, mary has the voice of an angel (they have a big grand piano in their house which emmeline plays and mary sings along)

- during the second wizarding war, hestia flirts a little too much with emmeline, and mary gets sooo jealous, which is ultimately just hilarious to emmeline who loves mary more than anything

- mary’s family lives throughout both wars, emmeline (who is an only child) witnesses her parents die during the first wizarding war, and it is a big part of her wanting to join the second time around

- at night before the go to sleep they’ll snuggle up in bed and gossip and kiss and talk for hours about anything and everything and it’s so adorable and lovely

- mary and emmeline get married and have multiple children (i’m thinking two, maybe three) and they grow old together and live happily ever after, THE END

“I don’t read that much anymore”

(the gay wizards on ao3 side eye me)

"You used to read so much, what happened?"

Bish i read plenty, just ask all the dead gay wizards in my phone.

Dorcas: Is something burning? 

Marlene, leaning seductively on the counter: Just my desire for you. 

Dorcas: Marlene, the toaster is literally on fire.

Cop: You ran a red light. 

Sirius: So did you, hypocrite. 

Cop: I was following you. 

Sirius: That was dumb, I'm a terrible driver. 

Cop: Get out.

*Cut to Remus in the passenger seat questioning his life decisions*

Remus: Sorry, I'm late to the party. I've been doing things. 

Sirius, entering with an unbuttoned shirt: I got caught up doing things too. 

James: No way, Remus was late too! What a coincidence!

Jack Black being the disowned older brother of Sirius and Regulus Black