Why Am I Hyperfixating On Danny Phantom

Lily’s Ghost That Haunts Them 4

(Fifth Year Golden Trio Era)

Seamus: Fuck, fuck, fuck! *running for his life*

Dean: Don’t look back! Don’t look back! *racing after him*

Neville: *following after in tears* I can’t believe I let you talk me into this!

Hermione: *the one tugging him to keep you* You can’t believe?! What about me? I can’t die like this! I haven’t graduated yet!

Harry: *stumbling as he runs backwards try to calm a fuming Ron* N-now Ronnie. It was j-just a joke. Just a joke! *trips over his feet* ITS A JOKE!

Ron: *looks like an off brand Poison Ivy* I’M GOING TO KILL YOU BASTARDS!! BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!

Flitwick: *watching them as he drink his tea* Ah to be young again.*Pause for a minute* Now where did I see this before?

(Fifth Year Marauders Era)

Sirius: Fuck! *running for his life*

Severus: Oh by jovi *races after him*

Peter: Why god, why? *in tears following*

Remus: You idiots! *is the one tugging him along*

James: L-Lily, my love! It w-was just a joke! was*stumbling as he runs backwards until he trips* IT WAS JUST A JOKE!

Lily: *an off brand Poison Ivy* BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!

Flitwick: *watching them as he drinks his tea* Ah to be young again.

Phantom/Spectra: *fight in the Ghost Zone*

Spectra: *roasting Danny about teen-hood*

Phantom: *claps back about her wrinkles having wrinkles as well as her grey hair*

Spectra:

Danny: *thinking how Gotham looks nice this time of year*

Young Blood: *the one who dare him to say it but didn’t think he would do it* …and I oops

Ghost Zone: *Ugly snort*

Phantom’s demons (aka Tucker and Sam): Ah yes. More blood for the blood god.

Somewhere in Gotham

Constantine: Something just happed.

Dick: how did you get stabbed??

Wally: I don't know, I was zoning out then boom, stabbed. I'm keeping the knife though, it's pretty.

Roy: see, this is what I'm talking about, the universe thought giving the most adhd riddle man catastrophic powers.

Wally: rude! I get stabbed once man.

Roy: and before this, your skull was crack opened, your arm was cut off and we had to catch it and watch you grossly reattach it, and you caught on fire yesterday. Dude.

Wally: I'm off my meds okay! It takes time to make more for my body!

Roy: skill issues.

Wally: diiiiiiiiiick he bullying me again!

Roy: snitch.

Dick: you guys are grown adults, act like it.

Roy: say Mr. Petty.

Wally: leave our leader alone! But I am sorry babe he is so right about that, you are the most immature person we know.

Donna: do your siblings know the truth that you broke the tv? Do they??

Dick: no, and they'll never know. Not unless you all want to go missing, I'm not going down for this.

Garth: welp.... Can I take the knife out of Wally?

Wally: sure man, oh we can make it like the operation game the one who gets it out the cleanest wins!

i love wally so much

idk if this is a young fan thing or new fandom culture but some of yall think fics are abandoned way too quickly. a few months or a year or two is not unusual to go without a fic update. sometimes fics take longer to write, other times writers have rl events, or maybe there's multiple fics and one gets more priority. there are tons of reasons for fics not to be updated every week or every month. it also isn't uncommon for people to come back and update fics after a number of years—ive read updates that took five, or ten years. people's lives change, but they still want to tell their stories. personally, i never consider a fic abandoned unless the author has said so; though if it's been a few years i manage my expectations. but a last update being a year ago is... generally not a sign that a writer has abandoned their fic

Hello skinny tgirl. Lately you've been complaining that your tits aren't growing. In front of you is a plate of food.

Everyone drop in the replies or comments your favorite DPxDC fic. Doesn’t matter what platform it’s on. Let me see em

Lily’s Ghost That Haunts 6

(Movie Hp meets My AU Hp)

AU Hermione: *looks at m.Hermione in horror* No way…I seem so…ugh perfect. Burn it Ron.

Movie Hermione: Excuse me!?*looks affronted*

Au Hermione: You’re excuse.

The Harrys: *circling each other like feral cats*

AU Harry: *suddenly freezes* Something just happened

AU Harry: *runs to the Hogwarts’ courtyard* Ron Bilus!

Movie Harry: ???

(Courtyard)

*AU Ron being choked in the air by the collar- by m.Ron’s hand- as he chokes m.Ron around the neck with his legs*

Hogwart’s Students: Fight! Fight! Fight!

Twins: Step right up!

Fred: Place your bets!

George: Choose your Ronnie!

AU Hermione: How dare!

Movie H&H: *sighs

AU Hermione: Why didn’t anyone tell me, we’re betting on Ron?! *pulls out a gallon*

AU Harry: *pulls out 30 gallons then shrugs when stared at* Can’t bet them? Join them

Ginny: Come on Ronnie! I got 20 gallons riding on you!

Percy: Show that faker who’s boss! *handing a surprise Fred 40 gallons*

Professor Trelawney: Ah! I was wondering why I got Evan’s old vision this year. *takes a sip of her flask with a chuckle* Put down for 60 on our worlds Ronald. Just like Lily.

Movie H&H: Bloody Hell?

ROTTBD

Jack: Okay! Here’s my list of you losers. *smacks a piece of paper on the table*

Merida: I’m a cinnamon roll that kills?

Rapunzel: Awe, I’m a cinnamon roll? Thanks Jack!

Jack: Of course and we all know that the flying lizard is the ‘looks like he’ll kill you but is a cinnamon roll.’

Hiccup: *smack Jack, forgetting how strong he is as a Viking* Hey! Only I can call him that. Right bud?

Toothless: *wiggles in happiness*

Jack: *snatches his paper back and scribbles out Hiccup’s name with a pout* Note to self; Chiefy-boy is not a cinnamon roll.

I saw a tiktok about Ron yelling at Hermione and embarrassing her in public (he would never), and Draco punching him in the face and I am so. Tired.

Like. We’ve already established that once Ron is committed to his relationship with Hermione, he’s peak husband material. He’s lovely. Househusband extraordinaire. But the idea of Draco Malfoy beating him up???

I like Draco as much as the next person, but we need to acknowledge that he’s a lil bitch. Every time he pisses someone off, he eats shit. Ron beats that twink into the ground on the regular. Come on people, let’s be real.