I Know The Writers Meant For It To Be Damien Insulting Tim By Saying He’s A Girl Like Misogyny

What me and my friend want to see in comics!!!

First pic is by Unpretty found it on Pinterest not here uhhh

Thinking of cute meet-cue ideas for Vlad and Bruce!

Any ideas ? I’m all ears!!!

Omg yes I love it

And also…. Fruit Bat

DP X DC Idea:

Post Redemption Arc Vlad Masters is wandering around San Fransico as Plasmius and discovers a teenage boy (Tim Drake/Robin) in a secret lab under the Teen Titans Tower desperately attempting to create a clone of his dead best friend (Kon).

Vlad: Oh. I know how to do this! Also Vlad: ... ... Should I though?

Cue: Tim and Vlad bonding

Though whether it's through a mutual "We tried to clone a person and failed to create what we wanted to create" sort of bonding thing or more of Vlad going: "Hey, this isn't going to work, but I'll help you anyways with this while also helping you realize it's not going to work and let you work through your grief in the process and maybe just maybe...we can become our own found family together?"

Family Discussions

Bilbo talking to Thorin while he’s dying on Ravenhill.

BFF (crying): kiss him !!! He’s dying kiss him!!!

Me: which character are you talking to

BFF: both! Neither! I don’t know!!!

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DC-Verse Theater part 3

“Alrighty next clip is a sibling universe of this universe so again most things are the same as yours with some slight differences.” Damian

Reacting to the DC- Verse

DC-Verse Theater

A Theater appeared in front of more than a dozen heroes. They were seemingly teleported in the middle of the day, none of their phones worked past the camera and the bats were slowly starting to tear the building apart. All of the doors were locked and none of them could open them, even with kryptonian strength.

The most concerning part was that they were all dressed as civilians.

Everyone in the room; Batman, Superman, Wonder Woman, GL Hal, Green Arrow, Flash Barry, Aquaman, Dick, Jason, Tim, Stephanie, Cassandra, Damian, Duke, Barbra, Wally, Roy, Jon, Konner and Bart.

“Well we might as well raid the concession stand,” Wally could hear the other heroes eyes roll and can’t find it in him to care. Impulse beats him to the popcorn maker and screams as he opens the cabinet.

“Bart!” There on the floor hair tangled on the edge of door of the cabinet splayed out was a girl. She wasn’t breathing. “What the fuck what the absolute fuck.” Wally had seen plenty of horrible things in his job both of them but this entire situation unsettled him completely. “Barry I think you need to see this.”

The heroes knew better to crowed a body and allowed Barry and Batman to pass freely… they still stared tho. She looked short, half of her body still stuffed into the drawer making it hard to tell. Barry reached out and flipped her over. He need to check if maybe just maybe she was breathing. Flash stopped at his colleges intake of breath. Face up everyone could see a stained patch of her black hair was white.

Jason cussed up a storm.

Before Barry could begin touch her, the body arched up and gasped loudly.

“Holy shit back up man.”

Oh she was a live. That some how left the group with more questions.

She contorted, pulling her body out of the space. She looked …normal. Short, black hair, black eyes, tawny skin scarred. She stood up and stretched.

Clark blanched, “She’s breathing.” They got a few looks, “She definitely wasn’t breathing before.”

Jason couldn’t take it, “What are you?”

She stopped mid stretch, and shrugged, “I’m a chimera.” Her grin was all teeth.

“Well then let’s get this over with.”

“Get what over with, do you perhaps know why we are here miss -?” Journalist powers go!

“Well to watch the multiverse of course! Or at least that what I assume my boss wants me to do, can’t really think of another reason you lot would be here.”

“The multiverse? What’s that…” Clark asked.

The girl stopped and stared at him, “Tugh, you can all drop the act. I know who all of you are.”

“I don’t know-“

She pointed them out, “Superman, Batman, Green Lantern, yadda yadda yadda. Come on the faster we do this the faster you get sent home.”

The heroes started spewing outrage.

Diana spoke directly to her first tho, “Who are you? What is your bosses plan?”

The raven haired girl walked up to a seat and sat down, “Like I said I’m Chimera, and my boss probably wants me to show you guys the multiverse so you guys can I dunno learn a lesson or become stronger or some bull crap like that.”

Diana nodded, “And you have that ability? The ability to just see these things?”

“ I’d be a pretty bad Watcher if I didn’t!”

“Watcher?”

“Yup it’s like my title and rank, the infinite cosmos to watch and no one to share it with. “

Diana was growing concerned sure the girl knew things she shouldn’t but-

“So no worries about me spilling any secret identities, I’m entirely constrained to this dimension.” Her voice got softer annoyed, “Trust me I’ve tried.”

Diana really didn’t like the way that sounded.

“Oh and don’t worry about your world catching on fire without you it’s on pause till you get back.” The girl said flipping the screen on her phone, that presumably worked.

The heroes all looked around at each other, were they really doing this?

Roy was done, “As intriguing as this all is what if I don’t want to? Time being paused or not I have a baby at home to feed.”

She kept on scrolling, “Funny you say that as if we have a choice.”

“We?” Diana shared a look with Clark, she really wasn’t liking how this all sounded. Did they need to save this girl?

“Yup,” she made a popping sound on the ‘p’, “We, what part of this being my job do you not understand ?”

Diana didn’t have a response ready for that.

Jon floated over to the girl and sat down in the seat next to her, ignoring his dads whispers (and Damian’s yells) not to approach.

“What are you doing?”

“Looking at our options.”

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Note: Feel free to send me anything you’d like them to react to!!!

Dear Tumblr: My brother feels bad for lying to his internet friends of a year. He had to lie about his age to get an account and now they all think he’s 14 (he’s actually 13).

I keep telling him it’s not a big deal but he feels guilty and still hasn’t told them the truth.

What should I do?

Please sir may I have some more???

Damian: Father, you’ll be glad to know that I’ve made friends. I won’t be available tomorrow because I’m going to meet them

Bruce: I’m glad. what will you do?

Damian: We’re going to organize a murder

Bruce:

Family Discussions-

Big Sis: why do you call everyone “baby” but be?

Me: I call you a baby all the time

Big Sis: when?

Me: usually when I’m insulting you

Me and my brother debating whether or not Barney is Baby Boop and BJs Dad???

Cap: My son wanted to hang out with me! What was i supposed to do ? Say no??

Batman: …

Cap: also my kid did some petty theft from someone who deserved it, what exactly have all your kids been up to?

Batman remembering: … touché

Billy as Captain Marvel just tells Bruce about the littlest robin he met in his road trip

CM: Yeah, he said some stuff about my family… but it was all in good fun!

Batman: Hmmmm

See, Damian had recorded that night in his domino mask camera, but all Bruce knows is that he met 3 kids…

Batman is now itching to find out what happened. Also kinda happy he gets another peice of the puzzle of CM.

Marvel: *doodling*

Batman: *slides into a chair next to him* “Captain.” *nods head*

Marvel: “Mr. Batman Sir.” *nods head back*

*silence*

Marvel: *continues doodling*

Batman: “Do you own a truck, Captain?”

Marvel: “No?”

Batman: “I see. It’s just that I reviewed the footage from a camera I will not disclose the location of—”

Solomon: ‘It was in the little bird’s mask.’

Batman: “— and the people who hit Robin were a few children. Likely joyriding, but upon closer inspection they had food and snacks, as well as souvenirs and little bobbles from what I could see.”

Marvel: *internally starting to panic* “Really?”

Batman:“Yes—”

Marvel: “Wait, you saw him get hit by the truck?”

Batman: “Of course I did. I’m Batman.”

Marvel: “I see…”

Batman: “Anyways, from the footage I reviewed, there were three children. Two boys, one girl, one of the boys looked quite like you. Captain. They were also the only people to run into Robin aside from criminals.”

Marvel: “Okay?”

Batman: “So, I must ask, did you transform yourself into a child and go around the states with a stolen truck?”

Marvel: *just decides to go with it* “…Yes.”

Batman: *stares at him like he’s an idiot for a solid 15 seconds* “I’m not even going to ask why you felt the need to turn yourself into a child. Instead, whose truck did you steal?”

Marvel: “I don’t even remember.”

Batman: “How?”

Marvel: “It was Junior’s idea.”

Batman: “Why are you blaming an actual child for your decisions?”

Marvel: “Because he’s the one that suggested I make that decision? I mean, he was the one that proposed the entire trip in the first place.”

Bruce didn’t know how to feel about a “grown man” blaming a child for something like this.