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Family Discussions
Damian :(random scream on the other side of the house)
Jason: was that a scream of happiness or agony
Tim(not looking up from hisphone): both
Family Discussions-
Me (shows up to my best friends house) : oh no ones here
(proceeds to eat all of their bananas and cleans their kitchen)
An hour later
Best friend: hey I’m back! You didn’t have to clean!
Me: I know I don’t have to do anything! I do what I want!!!
Best friend (walks to the dinning room)
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Best friend: Did you eat all the bananas ?!?!?
Me: I told you I do what I want!!!!
Family Discussions-
Big Sis: why do you call everyone “baby” but be?
Me: I call you a baby all the time
Big Sis: when?
Me: usually when I’m insulting you
Family Discussions-
Me: shut up 3’s an 11 is speaking!
Little Bro: you think we’re 3’s?!?! 😧
(I love that he was more concerned over me calling them 3’s than over the fact that I called myself an 11. Like yeah I’m great but so are they.)