Know The Difference!

My boyfriend woke up from a nightmare last night, got up from our bed, took his laptop and launched chess. Half asleep, he was silent the whole time, thinking of his moves. When he finally won against the computer he calmed down and explained with relief: "I saw a dream where I became dumb..."

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The raddest Russian cat meme of 2021:

- Are you selling the fishes?

- No, just showing them.

- They are nice…

And some of its derivatives:

- Are you selling the fishes?

- No, just showing them.

- Oh fucking wow, they’re just showing them.

- Are you showing the fishes?

- No, I’m selling them.

- It is illegal.

- Hello, are you selling these fishes????

- They are cucumberz.

[FISH SHOP]

- Are you selling the fishes?

- No.

Life with Fishes VS Life without Fishes

Her: he’s probably thinking about other girls.

Him: why did he say that about the fishes? is he really not selling them? why is he showing them? was this a joke? was he making fun of the cats? because he knows that cats don’t have any money?

[I felt very sad about that meme with cats and fish, so I decided to make an alternative version]:

- Are you selling the fishes?

- Yes, but you, kitties, can have them for free.

- They are tasty…

ни ра́зу ― not once; never

не раз ― repeatedly

tricky! (from Wiktionary)

ICONIC

Ivan Vasilievich Changes Professions // Иван Васильевич меняет профессию

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