This Is A Post I Only Ever Imagined Myself Seeing In Screenshots.

Reblog to drop kick Colleen Hoover

me after no longer human

At my core I need to shut the hell up and read a short novel that changes me forever

no cheating by looking but who do you think your Spotify top artist is gonna be this year 👀

Remember how akutagawa said he doesn't have long to live cause of his lung disease? What if - and hear me out - yosano could heal him? Bc she can completely heal anyone right? Like when the vampire thing is eradicated, i have hope that yosano could resurrect him.

Bro became a sims character

Glorba shlabba sneeb snab. a wobba du.

I wonder if phoebe maybe fakes her death in FHH…

LOVEEE when i’m in the kitchen while someone else is cooking and they say “could you give that a stir for me?” brother. i would be HONORED to give that a stir for you

As a german speaking individual, mushitarou randomly speaking german was so uncalled for.

For the love of god if your native language is different from the majority language of the country you’re living in don’t raise your baby speaking the local language. Either have each parent speak to them in a different language or only speak your native language at home. The kid will be okay. Get your native language in their head. You may think you’re helping them in the long term giving them the local language but no. When they’re an adult they’ll wonder why you never taught them your language. They can and will learn the local language in school. They’ll be okay. Produce more bilingual children. They are good for society.