Can They Make A Being Hydrated That Doesn't Have You Pissing At Emergency Levels Every 34 Minutes

Do y'all ever read through your drafted scenes and think "lol these characters are cute and funny" and then you remember that YOU wrote it.

Back from vacation, that being said, what is this layout

Haven't been on desktop tumblr since I'm on vacation but based on screenshots WHAT IS THAT LAYOUT

Reblog to drop kick Colleen Hoover

One lesson I learned the hard way was to annotate books in pencil. Now when there's a book I plan to get rid of I have to spend 30 minutes with a white out roller hunched over the book erasing my dumb commentary.

“what’s your five year plan” bro i wake up every day confused by the fact that i’m even alive

So I finished it.

It's 11:41 pm where I am. I have school tomorrow.

I am devastated.

This is the end.

I still remember the day I bought These Violent Delights, and now it's all over.

He talked and i said "emily????"

The power of the writers of The Chosen deciding to make their primary antagonistic Roman Soldier talk like a valley girl.

This article had a more well-written turn of events than most modern literature.

I ATE THREE EGGS EVERY SINGLE MORNING FOR A WEEK - HERE’S WHAT HAPPENED

It’s the offseason around these parts, and one of the essential things we do every offseason is revisit our diet and exercise. Healthy living and careful planning in April helps us balance out...

Read this. Even if you hate eggs and perky diet blogs. Read through Wednesday at the very least. My bet is if you get to Wednesday, you’ll want to read the rest. 

If you were to drink straight food coloring, would your insides be colored

Dude when my social battery runs out there’s like no warning. I don’t get the 20% warnings it’s just I’ll be enjoying my time and then all of a sudden if one more word is spoken I’m going to kill myself and everyone around me.