“Fuck It, We Slay” (heavy Eye Bags, Dehydrated, On The Verge Of Insanity)

glad that im not popular enough to have an evil shadow version of my blog that exists just to make contradictions on my posts

Hey guys why are we trending AGAIN?

Made a thing.

This is a post i only ever imagined myself seeing in screenshots.

The breadsticks thing to me is hilarious I think it must be another Europe/America thing bc my whole life ‘breadsticks’ have been these hard crunchy thin stick things you buy them at the supermarket and it says breadsticks on the box Never in my life has anyone around me referred to an actual stick of bread as a breadstick lmao But then we don’t have Olive Garden either

...which version of rory gilmore are we talking. Like end of season 7 or ayitl.

Happy 8th birthday to stardew valley btw!!

I don't like to imagine season 7 to have a tragic end, BUT an idea came to me; what if, at the finale, it shows all the apostles going out into the world to preach, it all seems happy and hunky dory, but at the VERY VERY end (an end that some people might miss) it shows how the apostles died.

About a week ago I posted this.

I’ve been getting horrible messages like this in my ask for months, including:

and my personal favorite

After getting the message saying “Just go kill yourself” I was completely done dealing with this person’s horrible messages and replied with just an “Okay.” and logged off tumblr.

About a week later I logged back on with 17 messages in my ask, most of them from the anon. I scrolled down and at first when I logged off, the anon messaged me things like

I scrolled up more and all of a sudden they started sending me more and more messages like

This was extremely surprising to me. I thought “After all those horrible messages you sent to me for MONTHS about hating me and wanting me dead, you say ‘sorry’ and that you ‘cant be responsible for someone’s suicide’?”

But I guess the lesson goes like this:

DONT TELL ANYONE TO KILL THEMSELVES UNLESS YOU ARE PREPARED FOR WHAT MIGHT ACTUALLY HAPPEN

as a professionally annoyed person I confirm I grow into an eldritch monstrosity and vomit rays of lava when I want someone to leave me alone.

page 51 of “Heroes of the dawn” (1914)