Existentialism-and-chocolate - Eat The Rich 🌠

The eldritch god stood before the girl, in almost human form. “Your parents sold you to be my bride. I accepted, knowing that if I didn’t, they will just try another deity, but I will not force this on you. Have this credit card and live as you wish. If you want something else instead, just ask

but sir that’s my emotional support mutual who’s way cooler than me that i can’t believe actually follows me 

are you telling me the bsd fandom is STILL so furious that we out-trended jujutsu kaisen?

He talked and i said "emily????"

The power of the writers of The Chosen deciding to make their primary antagonistic Roman Soldier talk like a valley girl.

August really slipped away into a moment in time huh

I didn't think it would be today.

Hold on akutagawa said he'd fight atsushi in 6 months time in (i think) s3.

What if that means for the current tl and how things are going in the plot, atsushi is gonna fight vampire akutagawa?

Cuz i imagine atsushi is gonna keep that 6 months promise.

That's gonna be hella emotional damage.

yo what if instead of like,, international shipping that pollutes the atmosphere,,, i just threw my package really hard

I wonder if phoebe maybe fakes her death in FHH…