Latest Posts by extremelytiredcommunistelcor - Page 3
u guys know sexuality gender and the way u feel attraction can change right. u know you can put labels on and off right. nothing is solid swim a little if you like etc
An asexual and pansexual become room-mates and have wacky adventures
The show is called ‘All or Nothing’
i corrupted the image file but the cat is almost 100% in tact and has that smug fucking grin like “haha fuckr cant do shit” fuck you cat fuck you fucking grey cat piece of shit cat
Good news: if you’re currently laying around and not producing anything, you are a credit to your species.
Is being a Tumblr-famous-person a hard job?
Think of what a marine goes through, and then quadruple it
some of my favorite lotr bts pictures
I found a pun that works in both English and Spanish
Where do cats go when they die? Purrgatory.
¿De dónde van los gatos cuando mueren? Purgatorio.
The 2020s news cycle is just a really long version of We didn’t start the fire
Don't Fall for this scam.
Transgender community, please please please do NOT use this product! It will kill you if used, please do not use it whatsoever.
Please reblog and spread the word
Show him the fruits
-Me playing this game, constantly
literally where can the zelda franchise go after totk. this is it. we've reached it. the pinnacle of video game entertainment. the whole dev team should just pack their stuff and enjoy a long and comfortable retirement. whoever decides their team has to follow-up on that with the next zelda game should answer for their crimes at the hague. what the fuck. I haven't even beat the game yet but what the fuck.
and how are AAA video game devs everywhere not losing their minds. how the hell did nintendo do any of that? and on that console?? you mean to tell me I can stack 15 differently shaped objects on top of each other and they don't vibrate violently into the skybox?? you mean to tell me the physics engine gladly accepts whatever I throw at it and holds it all together without dropping a frame while running on a machine that was outclassed two generations ago??? this is not witchcraft it's a grandiose demonstration of mastery over every aspect of game development that casts an immense shadow over every other AAA studio. fuck. fuck!!!!
everything about this game is crazy to me. the visuals are crazy. the soudtrack is crazy. the complexity of all systems and how they interact is crazy. the sheer amount of non-repeating content, NPCs, quests, dialogue, puzzles, environment variety - all crazy to me. every time I boot up this game I am humbled by the monumental effort and obvious love that went into every facet of the resulting experience. no cut corners anywhere. mirror-perfect chrome polish.
it's so rare we get something like that, in any field. I'd understand if nintendo never made a zelda game ever again because how do you follow that. god I hope everyone who worked on this game got the fattest check and the sloppiest head. I'm so happy I get to live in shigeru miyamoto's world
Light Dragon
If anyone else has been playing tears of the kingdom non-stop since its release, I've spent the last few hours peacefully riding on the light dragons head and have some tips for anyone trying to find her:
She flies very high until you do the deku tree quest line. I was not able to reach her until that.
Once you get to her, you can stand on her back. If you need scales or horns/etc, you can hit her with a melee weapon or arrow and it won't hurt her. The material will land on her back or fall down to the land below, where it will shine brightly.
If you keep standing on her, she'll begin glowing again in 15 minutes and you can get another material.
You cannot make a campfire on the light dragon's back. Even if you could, passing time via campfire will not move her position.
She takes roughly 2 hours to circle Hyrule on the course she keeps constantly. I'm making a map of her course while hanging out on her head, I'll post it in a reblog if anyone wants one.
Walking along her back, you can get several "Shards of Light Dragon's Spike" which seem to be sticking uncomfortably out of her spine. I like to think that taking those helps her feel less itchy, like a snake shedding skin :)
If anyone else has any tips on how to find the light dragon or any of the other dragons, feel free to add!
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I'm just trying to boost this :>
my thought process for this meme and them was a sort of complicated joke
take a peek at our menu….
gonna start saying 'the explanation did not seem to explain' all the time now
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MAY THE 4TH BE WITH YOU FUCKERS
NOW GO CAUSE SOME TROUBLE KARK SHIT UP LETS GOOOO
why are people surprised the clothes are ugly when the theme is karl lagerfeld
oh no he’s in his second phase
is there something you want to tell us aonuma
Cis people think trans people have this:
Deadname
Chosen name
But honestly we really have:
Name
Other name
Deadname
Business name
Old nickname only some people have rights to use
Online name
Extra special secret name you don’t get to know, unless… ;)
Capitalism inherently means different rules for the rich and for the poor. @JoshuaPHill
onion not even doing satire at this point
TotK speedrunners gluing a woodcutter axe to this one specific patch of still water so that link can clip under the map so that EVERYTHING is a ceiling and they just teleport though ganon’s castle from below and beat him by backflipping exactly 2.7 times to store up power so they can rewind him back to a fetus and beat the game in sub-45 seconds
TofK Ganondorf Design Notes
The character design for the Ganondorf who appears in Tears of the Kingdom is extremely interesting. This is just speculation, but I don’t think he’s dressed like a villain.
The golden ornaments on Ganondorf’s topknot, chest, arms, and ankles reference the common portrayal of Fudō Myōō, one of the most widely venerated deities in Japanese Buddhism. Fudō was originally a minor Hindu deity called Acalanātha, who is an avatar of the wrath of Shiva, the god who destroys so that new life may emerge.
Like Fudō, Ganondorf wears long hair bound into a topknot, golden sandals, and loose pants gathered at the knee. These are sartorial traces of Fudō’s South Asian origins, and they serve to connect Ganondorf to the Gerudo of Ocarina of Time and Breath of the Wild, whose designs are inspired by various cultures along the ancient Silk Road.
Fudō was especially venerated by the warriors of Japan’s medieval period, so perhaps it’s fitting that Ganondorf’s costume alludes to the dress of medieval warlords. His robe, with its embroidered hem, crimson lining, and golden sleeve weights, would have been extremely expensive to create and would only be worn by a wealthy domain lord.
The matte black of Ganondorf’s outer robe is an indicator of high rank, as is its colorful interior. Toward the end of the medieval period, black robes were sewn with gorgeous inner linings in order to demonstrate wealth, power, and prestige. To me, Ganondorf’s robe reads as something that would be worn by Oda Nobunaga, one of Japan’s most notorious warlords.
What’s interesting about Ganondorf’s design is that he doesn’t come off as a deity or a warlord. A god would have no need for such a sumptuous robe, while a lord would not reveal his skin or wear sandals. I’m strongly reminded of the sort of rōnin famously played by Toshiro Mifune in The Seven Samurai, a skilled but aging warrior who retains his dignity despite his debased circumstances.
Ganondorf’s lower torso is wrapped in a haramaki to reinforce his core strength, and his right arm is bare so he can wield his sword without impediment. These are both very human touches, as is the cloth covering his shins and soles so that his skin doesn’t chafe. A more godlike character would not need these concessions, and a more aristocratic character would not bother with them.
In previous games, Ganondorf was covered from chin to toe in ornate armor or belted robes, signifying a lack of openness and vulnerability. Meanwhile, the Ganondorf of Tears of the Kingdom literally bares his chest as he reveals a number of contradictions. He is ornamented yet barefoot, and his regal black robe has been peeled back to showcase a bright lotus pattern.
Even despite his stern frown and clenched fists, I don’t feel that Ganondorf is visually coded as a villain… or, at least, he doesn’t seem completely inhuman.