* When Riven was possessed by Darcy*
Riven: You just killed five men. What do you have to say about yourself?
Darcy: Opps?
Riven: Nice.
Karun: Uhmm, Sir I have a question? How do sir Druig and miss Makkari get out big messes?
Kingo: Bold of you to assume that they get out of them, they just make one worse, and cancel the first one.
*Timmy helping Riven to get out of trouble.*
Timmy:Did you know that atoms never touch eachother. And since we're made of atoms. We've never touched anything in our entire lives.
Riven:So to answer your question Nabu, I didn't punch Sky for eating my fries.
Nabu:....
Guess who came up with a new Winx fanfic after watching House of the Dragon!!!!!
@winxdclub what do you say?
Timmy the Sass King.
- The Bloom and Diaspro Situation.-
Sky: I really Don’t know what to do... This is so hard...
Timmy: Oh, no. Two women love me, they’re both gorgeous and smart. My Wallet is too small for my 50$ and my diamond shoes are too tight.
- When Timmy and Tecna kissed for the first time-
Timmy: We forget it happened!
Tecna: W-what?
Timmy: We swallow our feelings, even if it means We’re unhappy forever. Sounds good?
Tecna: NO!
-When they had events when they became famous-
Timmy: Hi, I’m Timmy. And I make jokes when I’m uncomfortable.
-When Helia suggested doing a flashmob about Timmy planet, in Tecna and Timmy wedding-
Tecna: Why your family is from Huck.
Timmy: Why is your family Helia?!
- every time Stella ask advice Timmy-
Timmy: I’m not great at the advice... Can it interest you a sarcastic comment?
Brandon: We work out at 6am everyday.
Timmy: 6am?
Stella: But we get here at 5:30, to stretch and warm up.
Timmy: What the hell time do you get up?
Brandon: About like 4:45.
Timmy: What time do you go to bed?
Brandon: 9:30.
Timmy: If you're going to bed at 9pm.
Stella: Yeah go to bed early, Tim what are you awake for?
Timmy:I'm up just thinking about life.
Stella: What is there to think about?
Timmy: Everything that's ever happened to me.
Tecna: I need help, right now. I told Timmy I know how to cook but that's the only thing I can't do.
Stella pouring milk directly into the cereal bag: AND YOU ARE TELLING ME? You thought I could help.
Musa: We literally went to the store for one thing and Brandon...
Brandon: I got a turtle hahaha!
Flora: You could name her taquito!
Sersi: I'm done with this. I'm going to sleep. Ikaris, spoon with me. We need to huddle for the warmth.
* Ikaris going too Sersi*
Kingo: No, Ikaris is my best friend, he's going to spoon with me!
Sersi: I called first spoon, beside's he's my husband! Ikaris come over here right now!
Kingo: Ikaris, don't throw away a lifelong friendship for a one nigh spoon with angel pie over there.
Ikaris:Ok, enough! We are going to lay down and triple spoon like grown ups! Come'on bring it in!
Sprite: I HATE YOU WITH EVERY INCH OF MY BODY KINGO!
Kingo*laughing*: Well, that's not a lot of inches.
- Brandon and Riven after a mision in a reunion with Saladin and Codatorta-
Brandon: I told you it was Riven who was smoking, But it was me who was smoking.I’m sorry.
Saladin: That was you?
Riven: And Codatorta you know that mail men you got fired, didn’t steal you’re playboys. Brandon did!
Brandon: Riven hasn’t captured anything in a year!
Riven: Well hurricane Gloria didn’t break the porch swing,Brandon did!
Brandon: Riven and Musa got married at the Vegas. And got divorce again!
Riven: Brandon and Stella are living together!
I just post a lot of incorrect quotes incorrect quotes and sometimes my opinion on things.But Yeah big fan of a LOT of stuff,specially fairies and heroes stuff.
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