“Well Mr. Columbo—”

“Actually, it’s Lieutenant Columbo.”

“You’re Starfleet?”

“Star who now?”

(thanks for the caption @brookbee!)

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James Kirk Miku Binder.

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cursed to love 90s movies and blessed to have an absolutely flawless Max Grodénchik radar. Paused apollo 13 in front of my family so I could point at 3 pixels on the screen and say "rom. Rom is here everyone."

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fastdrawfarmboy

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Yes, but for the other two it's a kind of "haha what the fuck that's horrible lol" and with geordi it's just "what the fuck that's horrible"

A venn diagram meme of harry kim, miles o'brien and geordi la forge from star trek harry and miles intersect at "suffering" miles and geordi intersect at "always hast to fix everything" and harry and geordi intersect at "disastrous love life" all three intersect at "truly just some guy at heart"

For your consideration.

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Star Trek manga? Guess that means spirk is now officially yaoi- *gets shot in the head*

Oh, so the Enterprise is getting in the way between he and Spock?

There, problem solved.

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I just dropped part of my eyebrow piercing into my cereal.

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Call me Will pronouns are They/Them :)

Currently trying to overcome my anxiety and finally populate my empty blog. It's a work in progress.

Compensating for being stuck in niche fandom hell by posting about popular stuff.

This will most likely be a live report on my everchanging interests. (Star Trek right now, currently rewatching tos)

I try to use alt text in all my original posts and tag them as such so feel free to point out if I ever forget.

Pfp and Header IDs under the cut<3

[Header ID: a gif of a scene from the star trek the original series episode "wolf in the fold", it shows kirk standing in the transporter room with scotty and McCoy in the background kirk is smiling holding his hands up and gesticulating slightly while saying:"mr spock, this cafe has women that are so-" he cuts himself of as the scene cuts to spock to show his unimpressed, slightly challenging expression, it cuts back to a wider shot from behind spock's back as kirk stands awkwardly with his hands still up seemingly considering something the gif loops again here /End ID.]

[Profile Picture ID: a screencap of the star trek the animated series episode "the practical joker" it shows a close up of kirks uniform shirt from the back reading in "kirk is a jerk" in bold black capital letters /End ID.]

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fastdrawfarmboy

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Glass houses you guys.

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fastdrawfarmboy

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Amongst the reeds crouched a tall gentleman with his nose buried in a radio apparatus. The tall man had long, pointy ears. "Almost like a moomintroll" thought Moomin. "Are the fishes biting?" asked Moomin politely. "I am not fishing." replied the gentleman.

- Spocktober 16: Away mission in Moominvalley

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