Darkstache Isn’t My Favorite Ship But I Think It’s Cute!!

Ahh, my second favorite ego with a knife <3

guess who the first is

REQUESTED BY: It’s complicated, technically all the people who voted him in the poll, and me. WARNINGS: Mention of murder, torture, & some foul language.

🔪 Murdock / Murderiplier x Reader dating/romantic headcanons: 🔪

🔪 Calls you a bunch of endearing things: Dearest, Darling, Honeypie, Starlight, Dove, My Valentine, Beloved, etc…

🔪 If you have any suggestions, just say something, he’ll gladly call you whatever you’d like.

🔪 Is very open about his “hobby” of tickling others with various sharp objects. He will casually talk about it during dinner, in the middle of a movie, before bed, etc.

🔪 Although if you’re uncomfortable with the topic of murder, he will try to refrain himself. He might slip up every now and then but he eventually catches himself.

🔪 He’ll make jokes while murdering someone, handle their organs almost comically, even talk to the people as if he isn’t actively sawing their fingers off and tossing them over his shoulder.

🔪 He’s still a dork, just in a deadpan and flat kinda way. 

🔪 He’s an intelligent fellow when it comes to ways to murder people and how the human body responds to pain, but when it comes to basic knowledge he’s just a dumbass.

🔪 He’ll go from “Did you know the last sense to go when you die is your hearing?” to “What do you mean the sun doesn’t revolve around the earth?”

🔪 The way he handles you is firm but gentle, like he doesn’t want to let you go but also believes you’re made of glass.

🔪 Cuddling is no exception. He has his arms wrapped around you tightly, and one hand cradling the back of your head, smushing your face into his chest.

🔪 Don’t tell him about anyone that gives you bullshit, even the slightest inconveniences. Your boss yelled at you? The barista tried correcting you on how to pronounce your own name? The mailman wasn’t very gentle with a fragile package? All of them gonna die.

🔪 “Dear, don’t worry your pretty little head about them. They won’t bother you anymore.”

🔪 Not exactly a yandere, but also he is at the same time..? It’s complicated.

🔪 It’s in a way that this man will gladly murder someone for you, but not out of jealousy or the “no one else can have you” thing.

🔪 “It’s supposed to be fun, exciting, entertaining, Y’know. I can’t let my anger or any of the other bullshit get in the way of my own enjoyment.”

🔪 He sometimes preforms some of these “sessions” in the basement. And if you walk down there to bring him a snack whilst he’s in the middle of dissecting a very much alive man, his heart is yours.

🔪 Straight up turns into a dog. He’ll be forever loyal, if he wasn’t already.

🎶C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E-S-O-N-G!🎶

That poll was actually really fun to do, even if y/n looks like an ugly kid here-

I’ll definitely do more polls! Probably right after this post ^^!

also I kinda thought the “bum bum bum” lyric was kinda clever here since Mark’s game username is often just “BUMBUM”

I’m really stressed, does anyone wanna do a sfw Iplier/septic ego roleplay?

I can play as either JJ or Mark. You can either play as your OC or another ego, I’m not picky, as long as it’s sfw pls!

Dm me if you wanna rp ^^!

ANOTHER POLL FOR MY NEXT MARKIPLIER UNDERRATED EGO X READER HEADCANONS/PREFERENCES ^^!!

WINNER DING DING DING!! -> The Author x Reader Headcanons

THE JACKET FITS MY THEORY OH MY GOD

Wanna see more of his backstory

A Cat-boy and a Rat-thing

Also featuring long haired Mark!!

Cat-boy Mark is an idea I’ve had on my mind for like a week and I love it, but I might evolve this idea into Dog-boy Mark

Bingiplier: 2021 vs 2024

The art style improvement is genuinely insane to me. LOOK AT IT. LOOK AT IT! He’s beautiful…

Also that’s my hc design for Bing both old and new, I like to believe he kinda dresses like a stereotypical college jock.

Some random ego sketches from today:

The tongue-sticking-out girlies <3

Personally, I like to headcanon E-Boy’s name as ‘Evan “E-boy” McF*ckboy’. He’s like 20, he works at a café, and he sometimes makes TikToks in the bathroom.

He’s so cringe incarnate, he does the “I know you are but what am I” bullshit when people tell him he’s being cringe.

Sorry his last name is censored, Tumblr won’t let me use big boy words for some reason ._.

FtM transgender Eric fans unite!! I think his dad would be supportive but in a way that’s just “You’re a boy now? That’s fine, I don’t care, just get back to work!”

Also I’ve finally figured out the headshapes for the characters!!

The shape on the left (with the giant chiseled chin) is mainly for the older characters. Ex: ages 25 and older.

The shape on the right (with the simple flat chin) is mainly for the younger characters. Ex: ages 18 through 24.

There are exceptions, but this is basically it-

I’ve been thinking about making my own fan designs (much like Bing) for the egos and now I’m just wondering which egos deserve the luxurious long hair Mark has or keep the short hair…

decisions decisions……

I just KNOW Wilford would have long hair with pink (and maybe other color) highlights, and he’d tie it up in a bun

also I’m still working on the nightguard mark x reader headcanons, don’t worry ^^!!

I wanna write Iplier egos x reader dating preferences & headcanons but I don’t want to write for well known characters that’ve been around for literal years, like Dark and Wilford-

THE WINNER!!! -> Murdock x Reader dating headcanons