Stuffed Crust But Milky Ways

Sometimes the best things are the ones that don’t make sense.

oh yea i can draw whatever i want

Tfw you log into your tumblr again after literal months of ignoring it

I hate that I’m always trying to find cool biology themed stuff to wear but all the “nature inspired” clothing companies just have like two crossed arrows or a minimalistic mountain on a sweatshirt. Fucking lame, that’s barely even nature-adjacent. Put the life cycle of a salamander on a jacket, put hyena skeleton patterns on leggings, put a damn field guide of birds of prey on a peacoat and THEN you can have my money. Do NOT give me a shirt with a leaf on it that says “stay wild” or some bullshit I would much prefer clothing that broadcasts to everyone around me how many teeth an adult Jaguar has or how some pitcher plants can catch and digest rats.

honestly the funniest thing about the lord of the rings is how gandalf is literally a minor god sent to middle-earth by The Big Man Himself and yet literally nobody apart from the elves seems to recognise this or take him seriously

bitchin. you probably already know this but make sure you take the wrappings of the thread with you when you’re color matching, and check online as well to find the other brand equivalent. matching by eye isn’t always accurate.

So I’ve just started my first embroidery project and apparently the reason the thread in this kit keeps fraying when I try to thread the needle is because you’re supposed to undo the strands instead of using the whole thread. I find this out two flowers of suffering into this project. No wonder I ran out of that color so fast.

To Joann’s!

????? How did I do that????

I just wanna see him calm and quiet..

casually rereading this story that’s pretty good, and I get to the end and find out this author hasn’t updated in like three and a half years. what a jerk, not giving me more to read.

(it’s me. I’m the author.)

Please consider: tiny rat hands

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I am a high-definition gateway drug body double!