I Like That They Admit That The Furious Five Have Pretty Silly Names.

Y'know, I have a couple of problems with Lucifer. I don't like how the Lord of Hell himself, the personification of pride, was made some kind of misunderstood sweet goofball. Like, why does this nice guy personify pride? Well, the sin that made him a fallen angel. I just hope that later on in the show it turns out that Lucifer and Lilith told their daughter an untrue version of their story. That Lucifer was not a misunderstood sweet goofball, that his ideas were really dangerous, that he was not the best angel. But these are my hopes. In the meantime, I will tell you a rewritten version of the story of Lucifer, so that he really was the personification of pride. I must say right away that I personally haven't read the Bible (like Vivien), I have only heard a retelling of the story about the Fall of Lucifer, and I will rely more on the version from the show. In short, you'll figure it out later. In my version, Lucifer is a kind of control freak. He considered himself the most competent of all the angels, believed that only he could do the job properly, believed that only he had the best ideas, but he didn't listen to others and didn't want to listen. Other angels, of course, didn't like him and decided not to allow this tyrant to create the Earth, and then people. This couldn't help but anger Lucifer. Therefore, to prove that he was the rightmost, he secretly entered Eden and persuaded Eve to taste the forbidden fruit. Because he thought it was better for humans to know about good, evil, and so on. He believed that he knew better what was best for others. But the plan failed, Adam and Eve were kicked out of Eden, and Lucifer and Lilith (I didn't talk about her because I didn't know how to fit her into the story) were sent to hell, and you know the rest yourself. Lucifer fell because of pride, because he believed that he knew better, and refused to think otherwise or listen to others. When he first became the ruler of hell, he gave sinners the freedom to do whatever they wanted without any consequences, still believing that he was doing the right thing. But later he began to understand what mistakes he had made, seeing that people, that sinners, were doing brutal deeds. And now he has to watch the consequences of his mistakes every single day, that's what his punishment is. That's all. Thanks for reading this messy fanfiction.

At least they have a cake...

An au in which the Horse did not have time to escape from the mind of the Nowhere King and remained there, it seems, forever, along with the King himself, the Elk and her Tail.

Some random doodles made in May.

Sometimes I wonder what Astrid's name would be if her parents followed the tradition of Berk — giving children disgusting names to scare off trolls (or goblins, I don't remember)? Axegirl? Sharpthorn?... Skullcrasher?...... uh...... Asstrid?

I'm sorry, I can't make up names.

Astrid's design in winter clothes! Yay!...

In fact, I've been tinkering with this design for a long time because I didn't know what to choose. I wanted to come with something original, but at the same time, I really liked the official concept arts of winter clothing.

And in the end, I did it, but I didn't really like it, and I decided to draw a new one, but I scored and just finished off the details, and now you can see the final design at the beginning of the post.

And I'm still not too happy with what I've drawn, but I don't really care anymore.

Okay, let's get to the official designs. In GOTNF, Astrid, like all the other characters, does not wear winter clothes, which is unfortunate. In the second film, she wears quite warm clothes, but there are still bare areas. Concept art: All the designs are very beautiful and cute, but there are still bare areas of skin, and I don't want my girl to freeze.

My design: I thought the Hoffersons had a bunch of different animal skins, and some of the animals went for warm clothes, like a bear, which serves as Astrid's cape.

What are you talking about, Blitzø?! Cheating is a big deal!!!

I just HATE how they try to justify Stolas's cheating in this episode, that they've even made new characters to tell the audience head-on: "Uh, aCtUAlly, it's okay for this man and Stolas to cheat on their wives, with whom they have daughters, because they're gay and cuz a woman and Stella — b#tches! Duh 🙄".

And by the way, I'm wondering why this woman is dead after all? Did she kill herself out of grief that her husband cheated on her? Did he kill her?

And how convenient it is that right now our main characters (who, just a little bit, are notorious murderers who kill anyone for money) have a conscience. Look, they don't want to kill this nice guy and ruin his family 🥺.

Where was that conscience when all of them, except Moxie, were ready to ruin this family? And all the other people?

Double standards, that's all!

I'm wondering how Vivien would deal with the topic of cheating in the series if the cheaters were female characters?

Edit: some people have rightly pointed out that a man just probably may have cheated on his wife. We don't know for sure if he cheated on her or not. I'm a dumbass, somehow, missed it. Sorry for that.

guys, why do you humiliate your own kind? If you are stronger, this does not mean that everything is possible for you, let’s stop mocking the Disabled, those who stutter, etc., etc., we are people too.

Be kinder to each other!!!

Y'all know, it would be nice if the Hazbin Hotel had a character through whom viewers could seamlessly explore the lore of this universe (yes, I know there are so many characters, but in my opinion, such a character could well be). It could be a newly arrived sinner who came to the hotel, cornyly afraid of everything going on in hell. And since they doesn't know the hell here, just like an audience, they could ask important questions about the structure of the world, like: who are overlords? what happens to a sinner if they are killed by angelic weapons? what areas is the circle of pride divided into? and the like.

Important remark: the character is not the main protagonist, but a secondary character.

As for me, out of the whole three, Cozy could get redemption. Like, she's a damn child! Okay, if she was the same age as mane six, then it would be okay. But no! What did our all-understanding and forgiving heroes do when a child stole all the magic because she misunderstood the meaning of friendship? Would they have found the reason for her behavior? Put her on the right track? Was she even sent to a correctional center or some other similar place? No, what kind of nonsense is this? Let's send the kid to Tartarus, where one of the most dangerous enemies of Equestria is located! And it's very strange. As for me, Cozy committed less evil in season 8 than the same Starlight, who enslaved an entire village, brainwashed them all, and then tried to destroy the current timeline, which could translate to total horror. Just, can someone explain to me the reason why a child who still has a place to grow up was imprisoned in a stone, and an adult dictator was given a chance to improve? It's just weird. It's a weird prioritization of who can improve and who can't.