Trying To Groom An Old Guy "youre So Mature For 50"

„as if it came out of memories of the Shire, some sunlit early morning,“

Another scene from The Two Towers!! 🍃

Watch me illustrate the entire LOTR series by accident 😭

"i'm literally tweaking" "are you restarted" "you sound acoustic right now" "this has crackhead energy" "my ex is such a narcissist" "i'm going nonverbal for an hour" "intrusive thoughts won"

worst day ever

shadow is an olympic sore loser

I know things look bad, but I think I've got a way out of this. Here, look. Grab me by the ankles and swing my head against that big rock.

Okay though, but the fact that nandor memorized it, BUT THEN SAYS "close enough"

What. Does. The. Card. Say. Nandor.

Instagram reels is like the absolute worst place on the internet. comment sections are filled with nothing but just blatant racism, fatphobia, transphobia etc. like it's insane. and the comments gets hundred of thousands of likes. it's almost a mini 4chan. all those ppl need to be wiped out like idk.

MY BODY IS A MACHINE THAT TURNS BURRITOS AND CHEESEBURGERS AND SPAGHETTI AND PIZZA AND CHERRY COLA AND MONSTER ENERGY AND ICED TEA INTO SHIT AND PISS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Post corrections/clarifications are my favorite genre of humor: a compilation