Don't be a douche on my dash. [Pronouns: He/They. 1998]
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My Sister has a freaking awesome sister True Story
i-love-turtles-xox, reminds me of us
New comic! Smacktalk http://cuek.co/533
hope u enjoy my shitposting of memes and gay otps
I wish
Considering the chaos Britain is in right now I’m expecting King Arthur to pop out of his lake any time now
Is it me or does 2016 seem to be the year of “Let’s see how fucked up this can get”?
“When I’m 80 years old and sitting in my rocking chair, I’ll be reading Harry Potter. And my family will say to me, “After all this time?” And I will say, “Always.”
Thank you for leaving your magic with us forever. RIP Alan Rickman.
Awesome episode of Sherlock but I'm still not sure what was going on. Did I take all the drugs?
NO IT’S TOO EARLY STOP RIGHT THERE
Tag 20 people you wanna know more about and fill out questions so they know more about you.
Name - Jordan
Nickname - So many, most awful (J-Bear, Jay, Jords are basically the only good ones)
Star sign - Gemini
Gender - Female
Height - Dunno (average I guess?)
Sexual Orientation - Pansexual
Romantic Orientation - Dunno
Fav Colour - Green
Time right now - 14:13
Average hours of sleep – 4-5 on week days, 7-9 on weekends
Lucky number(s) – 2, 4, 8, 13
Last thing I Googled - Gypaetus barbatus (images)
Number of blankets I sleep under - 1
Favourite fictional character - Why?!?!?! This is impossible
Favourite celebrity - So many
Favourite book - This is cruel
Fav bands/artists - Most apart from Skrillex and Screamo (Imagine Dragons, Paramore, Green Day, Adam Lambert, Don McLean, Ed Sheeran, One Republic, etc)
Dream Trip - America? Japan? Greenland? Sweden? Everywhere
Dream Job - Author or something with animals
theinsanem tagged me ages ago and I finally got round to doing it ^_^
I tag: funnywiz, itslifegoo, wittle-cutie, ollybit, ltwisthym, hannadavids92, ririsdaughter352, funnychief, obsessedbysharman, not-funny-mistah-j, casuallandruins, madeofmillions, thehotgoods, katiekat973, californiawhouffaldi, lizzou, quartermasters-paradise, keeper-of-the-builders, galacticdecal, waycoolmugs
A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person.
Dave Barry (via estherlune)
Depends on who the waiter is (and what he’s done).
(via seducemymindyouidiot)
Consider this: if Steve Rogers just gave Peggy his coordinates like she told him to, his frozen but very much alive body would have been found and defrosted in two weeks, tops.
[A novel is] a paper where your thesis is that these people are real, and you have to prove it.
Maggie Stiefvater (via inkwellsandpeacockquills)
I can’t hold it in anymore ok
In that Super Comic Book moneyshot from the aou trailer, the Hulk reminds me of that gif of pug puppies running with that little black pug suddenly happening in the bottom of the gif
“A man can’t be raped or abused by a woman-”
“Men are physically stronger than women so they can take abuse-”
“I bet he enjoyed it-“
“Male rape is less common so it doesn’t matter-”
“You’re not a true feminist if you address male problems too-“
“They’re men. They’ll get over it-“
Gryffindor:
Hufflepuff:
Ravenclaw:
Slytherin: