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Marauders era characters as thing my friends have said part 24

James: dude are you ever so tired you start awake dreaming?

Lily: yes it’s a disorder

James: ah

James: lovely!

Marauders era characters as thing my friends have said part 23

Marlene: what the fuck is a postal code?

James: It is what you put on letters

Marlene: I don’t sent letters, I text like a normal person. I’m too cool for letters

Peter: I hire carrier pigeons

Marauders era characters as thing my friends have said part 22

Barty: why do these chips look like ASS!

Evan: what the fuck

Evan: they look like regulus’s skin colour

Marauders era characters as thing my friends have said part 20

Sirius: one day we’ll go skydiving

Remus: nope!

Sirius: ok one day I’ll trick you into going on a plane with me and push you out

Remus: oh!

Marauders era characters as thing my friends have said part 20

Regulus: naming my notes is getting more difficult, this one is just called let’s fuck around and find out

Barty: what’s the note?

Regulus: I don’t know bro, wanna fuck around and find out?

Barty: yep, without around and find out

Marauders era characters as thing my friends have said part 19

Marlene: IM GASLIGHTING YOU?

Lily: HUH?

Marlene: IM NOT!

Mary: NO WE’RE GASLIGHTING YOU!

Marauders era characters as thing my friends have said part 18

Pandora: are you guys also sacred of the bacon on cheese and bacon rolls

Dorcas: no?… are you?

Pandora: no…

Marauders era characters as thing my friends have said part 17

Pandora (in a letter to regulus over the holidays): yo bitch, you should come to my place on Wednesday. And if your parents say no, backflip to assert dominance

Marauders era characters as thing my friends have said part 16

James: I’d go up to her and tell her she’s pretty!

Sirius: that’s not creepy!

James: yeah!

Peter: unless you do it in a creepy way

Marauders era characters as thing my friends have said part 15

Sirius: tell me why my brother just asked if I was French or bisexual

Peter: both

Sirius: I’m not French though

Peter: not yet

Sirius: huh

Marauders era characters as things my friends have said part 14 technically

Euphemia (in a letter sent to James): are you ok by yourself?

James (in his reply letter) yes, I’m watching the eras tour on Disney+ with nine additional acoustic songs

Marauders era characters as thing my friends have said part 12? I think.

*regulus removed a silencing charm he had on Barty and evan*

Barty: whew, that was scary

Evan: yup

*places silencing charm back on them*

(This was in my gc when I removed there ability to talk 😃)

Marauders era characters as things my friends have said part 12 😨

Lily: judge him on what he does not what he says

Sirius: what are you a fucking fortune cookie?

Lily: yes

Marauders era characters as things my friends have said part 11

Remus: what’s an awesome sound?

Sirius: um… gargling

Remus: I meant like music

Marauders era characters as thing my friends have said part 10!

Peter: this bitch is going DOWN!

James: whatcha playing

Peter: chess

Marauders era characters as things my friends have said part 9

James: that’s gay!

Sirius: I’m not gay

James: are too.

Sirius: IM STRAIGHTER THAN THE POLE YOUR MOTHER DANCES ON!

Marauders era characters as things my friends have said part 8!

Marlene: I think my tits are bigger than yours

Mary: what cup size are you?

Marlene: let’s take off our shirts to compare

Marauders era characters as things my friends have said part 6? 7?

James: ITS PINK!

Sirius: I thought you were colourblind!?

James: it’s da shade bruh

Marauders era characters as things my friends have said part 6

Effie: does you milkshake bring all the boys to the yard?

James: I sure hope not I’d report them for trespassing

Marauders era characters as things my friends have said part 5

Remus: hey can I have this?

Sirius: I was gonna give it to lifeline

Sirius: you know what your a charity you can have it!

Marauders era characters as things my friends have said part 4

James: are you having family issues?

Regulus: no I’m having criminal issues.

Marauders era characters as things my friends have said part 3

Marlene: do your organs ever just vibrate, like does you pancreas ever decide to just like AAAAAH

Lily & Mary: what the fuck

Marauders era characters as things my friends have said part 2

Remus: hey Sirius? Where the chocolate you had, can I have some?

Sirius: (point to stomach)

Remus: fine I’ll just eat it from there!

Marauders era charcters as thing my friends have said part 1

James: Remus, if you could date me or Sirius. Who would you pick?

Remus (almost immediately): Sirius

Sirius: wait what

“Slut era” except I’m crying about how buckbeak got a trail and Sirius black didn’t

I play “you’re losing me” three times Infront of a mirror until he appears behind me. James potter.