Latest Posts by forg1313 - Page 3

what if marauders were a band but lead singers regulus and sirius wrote a whole album together which is family jewels by marina & the diamonds

i mean in a regulus “one track mind, one track heart / if i fail, i’ll fall apart” black and sirius “maybe it is all a test / ‘cause i feel like i’m the worst so i always act like i’m the best” black way. what then

sirius “and I can go anywhere I want / anywhere I want, just not home” black

regulus “and my words shoot to kill when I'm mad / I have a lot of regrets about that” black

james “I can change everything about me to fit in” potter

remus “i knew you'd linger like a tattoo kiss, i knew you would haunt all of my what-ifs / the smell of smoke would hang around this long 'cause I knew everything when i was young” lupin

sirius “i didn't know if you'd care if i came back / i have a lot of regrets about that” black

regulus “and if I'm on fire, you'll be made of ashes too” black

james “and you know damn well, for you i would ruin myself / a million little times” potter

remus “I'm still a believer but I don't know why / i’ve never been a natural all I do is try try try” lupin

James: People would rather top a twink than stop and think

Peter: Look in the mirror

Ok we all hear the fact that Sirius is a short king but out of all the marauders, Peter is the shortest. Probably by like 2 cm but you know that Sirius makes sure Peter knows at any second of the day because he needs the ego boost. Peter doesn’t care to much though, he enjoys his short life and he thinks that he wouldn’t suit being taller than he is.

“he’s evil and a death eater!”

okay yeah?? and??

he’s played by david tennant. even if i WASN’T a marauders fan i’d support all his rights and wrongs

living a normal day until I remember of the canon existence of the marauders era. Like, most of the characters are not like we imagine them and they are that ew thing written by the Rowling. Like. Wolfstar is not canon. Ew. Bleah. Canon marauders era sucks fr

Marauders era character as things my friends have said part 35 (this is long)

Sirius: I’ve eaten uncooked bacon before, I thought It was ham, ate the whole packet

James: isn’t uncooked bacon just ham?

Sirius: MUM SAID IT WAS DIFFERENT

James: IT IS? BUT IF YOU COOK HAM DONT YOI JUST GET FLATTER BACON?

Remus: different parts of the pig

James: oh there all the same pig

James: If you eat my leg would I t taste different to my arm? Probably not unless your a canibal and know the taste differences

Peter: one taste slightly different, ones slightly saltier

Sirius: … what!?

Remus: legs have a larger salt count

Peter: ye

Remus: Bacon is the hide of the pig where ham is the leg

James: shutup Remus, coleslaw looking ass

Remus: I’ve never been more offended in my life

What's the point if ur ship isn't fucking against the canon with ao3 as lube

a moment for young david thewlis as moony

James: would you still love me if I was a worm?

Lily: I’d walk past you and hope you get Stepped on.

James: *starts tearing up*

Sirius: *senses soemthing is wrong, starts bolting to the common room crashing through many walls and floors*

Sirius: HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT TO JAMES!

Sirius: I would still love you if you were a worm! Infact I would give you a little home with other worm friends and feed you

Lily: you’d make him compost?

Sirius and James pureblood mindset: what is compost?

James was actually really good at singing, he just never showed it because he thought it was embarrassing. The only person who ever heard him sing was regulus, completely by accident of course. Regulus was a bit late to meeting James at the astronomy tower one night, James decided to take the time alone to sing aloud a song he had stuck in his head (he always had something stuck in his head). Regulus was mesmerised by the sound and ended up being later than he expected, just because he was standing listening to James sing. James from then on would sing to regulus, whether he was having a panic attack or just sitting together and regulus asks, James would sing for him.

After they broke up, regulus found himself mumbling songs that meant something to him and james. James however, never sang again.

Marauders era characters as things my friends have said part 34… I think

James: I want wax candy so bad but I want to be able to eat the wax

Marlene: just eat the wax, I would

Peter: yeah, don’t be a wuss

James: na I like living

Marlene: chicken

James: you do I then if your so tough

Marlene: kk!

Marauders era characters as things my friends have said part 33

Peter: guys I need water but I’m scared of cockroaches

Sirius: is there a roach out there?

Peter: idk yet, I haven’t been out there

Remus: there very likely are no cockroaches, go get water

Peter: there’s a dead one what if it’s comes back to life

Remus: I- that’s not… as far as I’m aware, cockroach necromancers don’t exist

Marauders era characters as things my friends have said part 32

Barty: *holding coca-cola*

James: is that open? Can I have it?

Barty: it’s open and I’ve started drinking it

James: die

Barty: 😊

James: don’t be so happy. Die. Die bigly.

Barty: I’m happy I got Coke

James: I’m happy your gonna die at 2:47am

Marauders era characters as things my friends have said part 32

Evan: there’s a snake in my house, idk what to do

Barty: is anyone home?

Evan: yeah, me and Pandora are in a corner

Barty: call the snake grabbers

Barty: the snake snatchers

Barty: the people to grab the snakes

Evan: I don’t need snake grabbers a

Barty: why? Did snake leave? They tend to not do that. DID YOU EAT IT!?

Evan: nah we’re just leaving it, it’s stuck on fly tape

Barty: ok homie pet snek

Marauder era characters as things my friends have said part 31

Regulus: I’m listening to the wicked soundtrack full blast in my headphones

Pandora: movie soundtrack? Or the original

Regulus: movie… I like Ariana grande

James says “I love you” to every single one of his friends all the time. The only person he never says it too is Regulus. And this freaks Regulus out so much because he’s the only person James doesn’t say it to even tho he’s his boyfriend so that must mean he’s not in love with him. But here’s the thing, James has not said “I love you” yet even though he says it with everyone else because with Regulus IT MATTERS. It’s not just a quick “bye I love you” like with his friends it’s a real meaningful impactful on their relationship kind of “I love you” and he’s scared he’s going to scare Reg off. On top of that James has never had someone love him back romantically and he’s scared shitless that Regulus won’t be in love with him the way he wants.

So the day Regulus works up the courage to just tell James he loves him, entirely expecting to not hear it back, he’s left in complete shock when James pulls him into a hug and starts crying saying how much he’s in love with him. Reg starts crying too and they both end up in a mess of tears, limbs and snot as they tell eachother how much they love each other.

I do love grumpy Regulus who hates James on sight. He holds a petty, childhood grudge against him because he blames him for everything from Sirius's sorting to Sirius's leaving.

I also love Regulus who sees James and is immediately down bad. He looks at him, "Raw. Next Question." Regulus, who thinks all of his problems could be solved by getting dicked down by this man. (He is correct)

Lily: Are any of you straight?

Remus:

Sirius:

Barty:

Evan:

Regulus: *raises hand slowly*

James: *grabs Regulus’ hand, interlocks their fingers and brings it back down with a smirk*

Marauders playing Never have I ever Part 2: Remus: Never have I ever been in a threesome. *Regulus, Evan, Barty casually drinking* Rest of them just shocked: James: *choking on his drink* ...REGULUS? Regulus: We were bored, gay and horny. What did you expect? Barty, winking at James: Interested in making it a foursome, Potter? James: *visibly malfunctioning* I—I—what? NO! Sirius: *sputtering* I’m—I’m GOING TO BE SICK. Dorcas: They even asked if I wanted to join. Marlene: WHAT?! Dorcas, smirking: I was preoccupied that day. Sirius: *gagging* I-I need a moment.

BOOMSHAKALA YES GAWWWWDDDDD

i love the potter to james to jamie transition amen

Marauders era characters as things my friends have said part 30

James: can I have some context for the new rule, must love Thomas Jefferson miku binder

Mary: you have to love him, if you don’t you’ll get hexed

Sirius: ong he’s mid

Marlene: (proceeds to launch Sirius across the common room) yeah I take Thomas Jefferson miku binder very seriously

Lily: how dare he disrespect Thomas Jefferson Miku binder

Marauders era character as thing my friends have said part 29

Marlene: Future therapist are probably crying about the fact that Ao3 is going to be shutdown for six hours tomorrow

Peter: THIS IS HOW I FIND OUT AO3 IS DOWN FOR SIX HOURS?

Peter: HOW WILL I READ MY BEDTIME STORIES NOW?

Peter: WAIT MAYBE IVE DOWNLAODED A FIC

Peter: I DID! HALLELUJAH

Marauders era characters as things my friends have said part 28

Lily: I DONT KNOW HOW IM GONNA DO MY HAIR FOR PHOTO DAY!

Remus: I’ve just come to terms with my hair being shit

Sirius (lovingly): I wish I had you hair

Marlene: Remus, detach it like a Lego character and give it to Sirius

Marauders era characters as things my friends have said part 27 maybe

Remus: I think the Virgin Mary is in the trees

Sirius: should’ve gone to spec savers

Remus: I hate you

James: I have spare glasses, and a strong prescription

Remus: fuck you I have 20/20 vision

Remus: BUT THE VIRGIN MARY IS GENUINELY IN THE TREES!

James “no one in this room knows I’m listening to the Hamilton soundtrack” potter

Marauders era characters as thing my friends have said part 26

James: so who is going to the picnic?

Peter: I am!

Sirius: so am I!

Remus: sorry I’m sick that day

Sirius: stop planning your sickness

Remus: it’s already on my calendar. You can’t take things off a calendar

Marauders era characters as thing my friends have said part 25

Remus: I thought rebel rebel would be one of my top songs 😔

Marlene: tf is a rebel rebel

Remus: a masterpiece!