Marauders playing Never have I ever Part 2: Remus: Never have I ever been in a threesome. *Regulus, Evan, Barty casually drinking* Rest of them just shocked: James: *choking on his drink* ...REGULUS? Regulus: We were bored, gay and horny. What did you expect? Barty, winking at James: Interested in making it a foursome, Potter? James: *visibly malfunctioning* I—I—what? NO! Sirius: *sputtering* I’m—I’m GOING TO BE SICK. Dorcas: They even asked if I wanted to join. Marlene: WHAT?! Dorcas, smirking: I was preoccupied that day. Sirius: *gagging* I-I need a moment.
So firstly, I would like to say
FUCK U UK SUPREME COURT
YOU PIECES OF ABSITE FUCKING SHIT
WTF ARE YOU DOING
For those of you who don’t know what im talking about,
So basically
you might not have heard of the UK Supreme Court decision stating that trans women are not women under the Equality act, which effectively sets the UK 50 years back in terms of queer progression. They stated that a woman is based on their biological sex, which rules out transgenderism in general.
This is a dire effect not just on trans women, but British women and queers. If you are a British citizen, please sign this petition to appeal this ruling and fight for equality, and if not, please share with others. Thank you.
And for those of you who arent British citizens,
You can still share this post
Please
Tag everyone you know
Reblog 50000 times
I don’t care
Just please
Get this to as many people as possible
Tags under the cut, of just pretty much everyonr I know , and if you weren’t tagged, you can still reblog it
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Ok we all hear the fact that Sirius is a short king but out of all the marauders, Peter is the shortest. Probably by like 2 cm but you know that Sirius makes sure Peter knows at any second of the day because he needs the ego boost. Peter doesn’t care to much though, he enjoys his short life and he thinks that he wouldn’t suit being taller than he is.
I’m going to start pushing Russian Barty for reason I cannot explain but I just need to be heard out 🙌
AO3: goes down
the entire community:
BOOMSHAKALA YES GAWWWWDDDDD
living a normal day until I remember of the canon existence of the marauders era. Like, most of the characters are not like we imagine them and they are that ew thing written by the Rowling. Like. Wolfstar is not canon. Ew. Bleah. Canon marauders era sucks fr
Lily: Are any of you straight?
Remus:
Sirius:
Barty:
Evan:
Regulus: *raises hand slowly*
James: *grabs Regulus’ hand, interlocks their fingers and brings it back down with a smirk*
I need everyone to know that Sybill Trelawney is a descendant of somebody named Cassandra canonically and the only reason why she got an interview with Dumbledore to work at Hogwarts is because he knew this.
Nobody believed that Sybill had the second sight and Dumbledore was going to scrap divinations after Hogwarts all together (because being a seer is extremely rare) but Sybill asked if she could work there and he gave her an interview only because he knew about Cassandra and it was during that interview that she gave the prophecy of the chosen one. She was then offered to job at Hogwarts as protection.
Now to my knowledge it's never stated if Cassandra was the Cassandra of Troy but considering how Sybill is treated exactly like she is i'll say it's possible and what i'm going with personally
All this to say imma need y'all to start giving Sybill Trelawney the attention and respect she deserves (and start editing her to Cassandra by Taylor Swift)
Marauders era characters as things my friends have said part 37
James: I’m watching insidious with my dad, if I’m scared to go to sleep tonight you’ll know why
Peter: I won’t
James: you… wont know why?
Peter: no
Remus: did you listen?
Peter: I did
James: I fear your not good at context clues
Peter: wtf is insidious
James: a horror movie, Which is why I said “if I’m to scared to go to sleep tonight you’ll know why”, If it was a comedy why would I be scared
Peter: Bc you would have watched a horror Movie?
Sirius: if the comedy was bad it would scares u
James: Yeah when the joke is bad I start screaming because it’s horrifying, This is why I can’t go to comdey shows guys
Marauders era characters as thing my friends have said part 25
Remus: I thought rebel rebel would be one of my top songs 😔
Marlene: tf is a rebel rebel
Remus: a masterpiece!
Insta & Tiktok: @tiny_pterodactylMy insta has drawing and tiktok has some crap edits
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