I Love Having To Explain The Concept Of Up And Down To A Grown Ass Adult 🙄

I love having to explain the concept of up and down to a grown ass adult 🙄

I Love Having To Explain The Concept Of Up And Down To A Grown Ass Adult 🙄

I Love Having To Explain The Concept Of Up And Down To A Grown Ass Adult 🙄

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10 months ago

So, I'm looking into the whole Tumblr discrimination suit thing.

They settled with the CCHR in 2022 because, at the time, they were headquartered there, I believe, but that's no longer the case. Automattic Inc., and by extension, Tumblr, are headquartered now at 60 29th Street #343 San Francisco, CA 94110

So I believe we'd want to get in touch with the human rights commission in san fransisco instead. I don't know fuckall about this kind of legal thing though, so someone who either knows more or is better at research should figure out if it's worthwhile to bring this to the CCHR given that All This Shit is a pretty overt violation of the terms of their settlement with them, even if they are now headquartered elsewhere.

2 months ago

i know we hear this a lot with gender, "don't date someone who doesn't accept your gender", but this goes for you too intersex people.

don't date someone who isn't okay with your body.

• if you have atypical genitalia and they don't like it/wanna push you to get surgery/you can't have non painful sex and they push anyways/etc, dump them. you don't deserve that

• if you have hormonal intersex traits and they want you to go onto hormones because it'd "be better for you" or "make you look more normal", dump them. that's your decision not theirs.

• if they're pushy about how you label yourself/your experiences, dump them.

etc etc etc

you don't deserve to be in a relationship where someone wants to forcibly push you into a sex binary or erase your intersexuality. i promise you there are better people out there. you aren't lucky they are dating you 'in spite of' your intersex traits, there are people out there who will love you FOR your intersex traits. FOR your identity, FOR WHO YOU ARE. Don't accept mediocrity because you are just trying to make the relationship last or just want to be loved or whatever it is. you are intersex, and if they cannot accept that, are disgusted by that, want to hide that, etc, leave them. you will only harm yourself by being with someone who doesn't care about your best intersests.

1 year ago

donna as the first doctor's companion: like barbara but willing to say fuck. will push back against this old man's bullshit, but will also join him on the most ridiculous shenanigans

donna with two: watch out universe the clown squad's coming at you and they're sillier than ever

donna with three: shouting matches every five minutes. if he even tries to boss her around he gets an earful and a half. the brigadier is in love

donna with four: they hate each other so much. they would die for each other.

donna with five: she bullies this pathetic man so so much, and probably ends up having a one-night stand with tegan

donna with six: they kill each other, there is no other outcome

donna with seven: spends her whole time trying to get him to stop being mysterious for like five fucking seconds

donna with eight: the most tragic and horrific bullshit you have ever seen

donna with nine: ride or die. nine needs an unhinged bossy lady who is willing to match him on his level.

donna with eleven: that is not a time lord, that is a baby, and donna will walk all over him

donna with twelve: once again, they hate each other so so much, but will not let anyone else insult the other

donna with thirteen: unstoppable force meets other unstoppable force. they fall in love

4 months ago
I’ve Decided That All Bats Fall Somewhere On This Horrid Little Graph I’ve Devised. Here Are Some

I’ve decided that all bats fall somewhere on this horrid little graph I’ve devised. Here are some prime examples of the various Creature Varieties found in nature.

2 months ago
I SAID I WAS GONNA MAKE MORE!!! You're Not Safe From Me And My Stupid, Broken Humor
I SAID I WAS GONNA MAKE MORE!!! You're Not Safe From Me And My Stupid, Broken Humor

I SAID I WAS GONNA MAKE MORE!!! you're not safe from me and my stupid, broken humor

4 months ago
a tweet by twitter user @ivy_sly that reads: "if wizards were real 95% of them would hyperfocus on one niche type of magic that is completely useless to society for their entire lives"

love this tweet bc it's basically just saying wizards would be autistic. which duh

5 months ago
Today, Many May Be Getting Ready To Sit Down To A Feast With Their Families In Celebration Of What’s
Today, Many May Be Getting Ready To Sit Down To A Feast With Their Families In Celebration Of What’s
Today, Many May Be Getting Ready To Sit Down To A Feast With Their Families In Celebration Of What’s

Today, many may be getting ready to sit down to a feast with their families in celebration of what’s commonly called “Thanksgiving”. Before you do so, take some time to think about the real significance behind this day and the histories that have been buried deep from view. Learn about National Day of Mourning and why this day is treated much differently among First Nations peoples. For many, this day marked the beginning of a long, horrific, still-ongoing history of violence. Talk to your family members about what truly occurred this day and what it means to the Native people of these lands. Find out what Indigenous lands you’re currently on and the ways you can help to support, uplift, and amplify the First Nations people in your area. Wishing everyone a meaningful National Day of Mourning. 

Note: while the term “Indian” is used by Wamsutta James in his quoted speech, and some Nations use it to refer to themselves, it’s best to refer to Native people as Indigenous, Native, or First Nations out of respect (especially if you’re not Indigenous yourself).

8 months ago
Space Humidity (from A Convo With A Friend, The Dialogue Is His Lmao)
Space Humidity (from A Convo With A Friend, The Dialogue Is His Lmao)
Space Humidity (from A Convo With A Friend, The Dialogue Is His Lmao)

Space Humidity (from a convo with a friend, the dialogue is his lmao)

4 months ago

reminder to all 14-19 year olds girls. that grown man does not like you. you are a victim

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Why does everyone watch these ten-minute woke cringe compilations? Why don't they just follow me? My whole life is a woke cringe compilation!

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