Friday-is-unfunny - N. D. Plume (any Pronouns)

An elf or perhaps a gnome posted this.

I love having to explain the concept of up and down to a grown ass adult 🙄

Don't start shit or I'll ruin your video games

Also

>ruins pink and blue colour palette

I just know in my heart of hearts that in "Star Trek" at one point, there was some moral panic somewhere on Vulcan (among the uppity sorts) because Human culture was "infecting" the local youth with their overly emotional, destructive, unproductive, frivolous, and uneducational ways.

And what was actually happening was that a bunch of Vulcan kids got really into 23rd-century "Minecraft" or something.

Small Vulcan child @ another Vulcan child: (in a tone that sounds flat to Humans but angry as hell to Vulcans) "You have compromised the optimization of my fortress. I am having an emotional urge to blow up your house... in Minecraft."

i honestly didn´t even realize this tweet was made to critique this woman i thought it was made to show us how badass this woman is

Sorry bro

i would move heaven and earth to avoid hearing one single advertisement

It's honestly a little embarrassing when someone wakes me up in the middle of a vivid dream and for the first few minutes of wakefulness I'm still in character

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