Miss Us The First Time?

If you told Arthur Dent he was skrunkly he'd look at you like you had two heads. And on that note, If you told Zaph that he was a blorbo mipy babygirl you'd send to eeby deeby on behalf of the 'sort of fucked up scrimblo' managment laws he'd be like, "omg thank you I know."

diversity win! the android on the spaceship you stole has chronic depression <3

Bet.

reblog with a cute picture of your dog and I'll photoshop your dog out of the picture and replace them with spongebob. real offer

I'm convinced that the TruMoo chocolate "milk" they serve at my school is why its failure rates are so high. There's no way it's not poison.

This came to me in a vision

"We're gonna be talking about the BOOBY! We'll be talking about the WOODCOCK! Do you think that's FUNNY, Butthead? Do you find it AMUSING that we'll be talking about the SWALLOW? Yes, we're also gonna be talking about the DICKCISSEL, the BUSHTIT, the COCK-OF-THE-ROCK, the SHAG... and we will DEFINITELY be spending a LOT of time talking about...GREAT TITS!!"