Completely Random Headcanons That Make No Sense And Are Completely Out Of Character For (movie) X-Men

BALDURS GATE 3 - MASTERLIST

Dividers by @/thecutestgrotto

Dammon, Rolan and Zevlor If Their Gender Neutral Crush Accidentally Confesses To Him Headcanons

LACKADAISY - MASTERLIST

Accompanying WHAT / WHO I WRITE FOR

Dividers by @/thecutestgrotto

'AHHH YOU DO LACKADAISY REQUESTS??? May I request reader awkwardly confessing to Rocky and thinking it it was a mistake until he gets all happy and does the Beam™' here!

'If you could, Lackadaisy headcanons for a teen reader who wants to be part of the Lackadaisy Speakeasy. Maybe the reader likes the thrill' here! - Characters included: Rocky, Mitzi, Ivy, Freckles, Viktor

'can you do a child rocky x child reader? (The reader has a younger sister in this) fluff to angst to fluff' here!

Mordecai Heller GN dating Headcanons

'rocky rickaby general headcanons with a gn!reader?' here!

MORTAL KOMBAT - WHAT / WHO I WRITE FOR

Accompanying MASTERLIST

Dividers by @/thecutestgrotto

SHORT LIST, CHARACTERS BELOW: X, 11, 2021, 1/12

MORTAL KOMBAT X

Baraka

Cassandra ' Cassie ' Carlton Cage

Erron Black

Frost

Grey Cloud / Nightwolf

Hanzo Hasashi / Scorpion

Jacqueline ' Jacqui ' Sonya Briggs

Jade

Jonathan ' Johnny ' Carlton / Johnny Cage

Kabal

Kenshi Takahashi

Kitana

Kuai Liang / Sub-Zero

Kung Jin

Kung Lao

Li Mei

Liu Kang

Mileena

Sonya A. Blade

Syzoth / Reptile

Takeda Takahashi

Tanya

Tomas Vrbdada / Smoke

Zeffeero / Rain

MORTAL KOMBAT 11

Baraka

Cassandra ' Cassie ' Carlton Cage

Erron Black

Frost

Grey Cloud / Nightwolf

Hanzo Hasashi / Scorpion

Jackson ' Jax ' Briggs

Jacqueline ' Jacqui ' Sonya Briggs

Jade

Jonathan ' Johnny ' Carlton / Johnny Cage

Kabal

Kitana

Kuai Liang / Sub-Zero

Kung Lao

Liu Kang

Mileena

Skarlet

Sonya A. Blade

Syzoth / Reptile

Zeffeero / Rain

MORTAL KOMBAT 2021

Cole Young

Jackson ' Jax ' Briggs

Kung Lao

Liu Kang

Sonya A. Blade

MORTAL KOMBAT 1/12

Ashrah

Baraka

Bi-Han / Sub-Zero

Geras

Jonathan ' Johnny ' Carlton / Johnny Cage

Kenshi Takahashi

Kitana

Kuai Liang / Scorpion

Kung Lao

Li Mei

Liu Kang

Mileena

Nitara

Raiden

Sindel

Sindel

Syzoth / Reptile

Tanya

Tomas Vrbada / Smoke

Zeffeero / Rain

hey, i was wondering if your requests are open? i'd love to request something for hester x reader

Very sorry for taking so long <3

Hester X Gender Neutral ! Reader Headcanons

I imagine she'd be a good listener, but may not even let you know she's listening, you talk or maybe don't even talk and just portray behaviour that tells her all she needs to know, yet you most likely won't understand that she's writing everything down in her head.

She isn't a good gift gifter, Hester may give you a dead animal here and there, a spell to cast on your enemies, maybe if you're lucky something handcrafted, like a necklace or bracelet, but it'll probably be made of bones or twigs. It won't be comfortable to wear, but the thought counts, right?

You'll probably think she hates you at first, Hester, especially if you're at the top of your class and a Never, is cruel and unrelenting with her rudeness. Pushing you, playing pranks, cursing you, all slightly harmless, yet still most likely to leave you bruised or crying in some way. She genuinely doesn't mean harm, well, she does, but she believes it'll impress you.

If you're an Ever, she definitely does understand you may not like her, and tries hard to lessen her cruelty, but it's part of her nature. She wants to show herself to you, to let you love her as herself, not as a soft Ever.

The dream was lovely, a bright yet comforting meadow, birds chirped happily and flew around me. I smile, the soft grass and breeze makes me sigh, laying my head down to the grass I close my eyes. Something makes me itch, I look down to see some kind of bug, 'no matter' I think, and simply go to gently push it off, but then it bites.

If you're a victim of bullying, especially if you're an ever, she has a 'toughen up' attitude, and although it shows she cares it's rather harsh. Hester will teach you never spells that you've never heard of because of how horrific they are, even if you're a never, a harsh and deadly one, she teaches you things even you'd be hesitant on casting. Specifically to use on your bullies, or as she phrases it, your 'enemies'.

Hester doesn't share anything, food, clothes, spell books... Not until you give her incentive to.

You mention you haven't eaten today? Have some food that's been in her pocket for a week, probably stale, but she insists since you've been loudly complaining for so long, you made one random comment under your breath you didn't think she'd even hear, you may as well.

You got put in the doom room so your clothes got torn, or are you wearing something too hot or cold, or maybe it's not fitting you? Have a spare top, trousers, or dress that she can modify with spells to fit you in, she has ones that are for colder weather, ones that are hotter weather, and complains that you look too miserable and are annoyingly complaining to her otherwise. Regardless on if you do either.

You're behind on classes? A spell book she has 'lying around', if you're an ever, you may be wondering how Hester managed to get an ever spell book, to which she tells you to shut up and just take the damn thing.

Extra scene I thought of!

(There's some bugs)

I yelped in pain, it didn't feel like any normal bug I'd been bitten by before. In my momentary panic I smack it by accident, screaming in shock when more burst out, hundreds of bugs crawling and biting my leg all over. My head begins to ache and I hear voices all around me, small hands shaking my shoulders.

My eyes snap open to see one of my roommates, rushing me out of the room with everybody else in tow, all of them try to help me, smacking the bugs off and screaming as they also get bit. I drowsily look around, noticing a dark figure behind a corner, the second they see me looking, they go back behind the wall and walk away. They looked like a Never.

Unknown to you, Hester feels a small smile on her lips, less like a smile, more like a demented smirk. She cackles a little, your screams were like music to her, there's no way you don't love her now! This is how her mother's coven sister impressed her one, you would have to be in love with her, you're an Ever, you'd fall for anybody.

LOOK AT HARRY'S STANCE

That is a HOMOSEXUAL

CHRISTMAS SPECIAL!

AVATAR 2009 with a Human ! S/O who adores Christmas

Characters included: Jake Sully, Neytiri, Tsu'Tey

Pronouns: They / Them

Relationship: Romantic

When text is in bold that means it's spoken in Na'vi, I have no clue if Na'vi have gender neutral language so sorry if this isn't accurate.

Jake Sully

Jake never understood about Christmas, he wasn't one of the lucky few on Earth who had a rich family nor did his family particularly show an overabundance of affection.

He and his brother weren't to close, it hurt when he died of course, but at the end of the day he wouldn't see him for years when he went to Pandora anyway.

So, your sadness over not being able to celebrate it was confusing, but Jake cared for you and tried to comfort you despite this.

"You don't look so good." Jake mumbled and sat down next to you, his eyes stared into you intently as he waited for a response.

"I just miss my family, we use to celebrate Christmas and..." You trailed off, your ears down and tail curling on your thigh. A whimper escaped you as tears began welling in your eyes.

"Oh." He paused, sucking in a large breath "I'm sorry. Maybe we could make last minute presents for each other?" Jake quietly suggested, pulling a shy smile that showed off his sharp teeth.

"That'd be nice..." You quietly whispered, smiling back softly at him while you tried wiping away your tears as calming your breaths.

And so you made whatever you thought would be best for Jake, I could imagine him getting you a weapon or maybe some type of neckwear that would give you a sense of pride.

He doesn't really try to expand it to Neytiri given the cultural differences, but I see Norm getting into the holiday spirit, maybe Grace if her present is a cigarette.

Neytiri

Neytiri taught you and Jake the ways of the Na'vi, to which you both listened, adapted and overcame the differences in your cultures.

However, you still missed your old life. As horrible, polluted and poor Earth became, you still missed family. Apart of family was Christmas, giving to others even outside of who you considered family just to see their smiles, it was something you hadn't experienced in years. You missed that. And you'd never get it back.

"There is something on your mind." Neytiri plainly stated, her words catching you off guard, looking you up and down as she handed food to Jake on her right.

"It's a time of year at home." He replied, looking to me in pity. "Where you can participate in a tradition on Earth, I'll let them explain the details if they want." Jake awkwardly looked away, munching on an unnaturally large amount of teylu. Neytiri turned to me expectantly.

"It's one about family and giving, cherishing those you love, those and even the things around you." You nodded as you spoke even if there was no reason to, awkwardly smiling while Neytiri smiled sweetly.

"It sounds like a wonderful tradition. What is it called?" Her stare bore into your eyes, her own were soft.

"Christmas." You sighed, continuing only because the silence would be unbearable. "We hurt our great mother and caused a lot of pain, it became harder and harder to celebrate as time continued. Now almost nobody truly celebrates it as it was intented, instead a shallow reminder of what it originally was." Neytiri held your hand and nodded.

"I am understanding of your pain, I hope all sky people learn to see as you and Jake have."

She doesn't go out of her way to celebrate it, but notes the general time it happens around and maybe gives you little trinkets that would be meaningless to most.

I can definetly imagine Neytiri showing you in depth Na'vi culture, as she already does, but with more pride as she realises how important you can take cultural and traditional events. But, most of all I imagine you'd be spending time with each other, even if she personally doesn't believe in Christmas, she believes in you. Neytiri sees you.

Tsu'Tey

He mainly made fun of you and Jake for being 'demons', so getting to know you was a lengthy process and required patience on both ends.

Given you were already learning of Na'vi culture from Neytiri, he didn't find the need to teach you anything other than fighting and flying, so when you asked him about something the explanation was very short and simple.

Tsu'tey couldn't say he was too interested in sky people or their traditions, but he noticed you weren't doing too well for the past few weeks. Your sour mood showed in your training and pushed you back, so it was garunteed he would speak on it eventually.

"Why are you sitting here? The ikrans are-" He was momentarily stopped in his words by your tear stained face. Not only was your face uncanny for him with your features unlike natural Na'vi, but beyond that, you were hurt.

"What... What is bothering you?" You noticed his switch to English as hesitantly placed a hand on your shoulder, lowering into a kneel as he stared deep into your eyes.

"Us human- uh, sky people, have a tradition." You began, Tsu'tey was interested in your words and the curious look he had told you to continue "This time we begin giving gifts, we spend more time with family, friends and... Significant others." You coughed shyly, unsure of the word in Na'vi before remembering "Mates." You clarified.

"It sounds like a prosperous time for your people." He nodded respectfully, holding your hand and looking comfortingly into your eyes. "I see your pain, and I am sorry brother/sister."

He, like Neytiri, doesn't go out of his way to celebrate. Mainly taking part in spending time and showing how much he loves you. Sometimes it can be awkward and stiff, but Tsu'tsy is quite literally an alien who viewed all humans as demons. Unless you explain to him how you view Christmas, he's unsure of how important it is to you and doesn't want to come off as offensive.

In turn, I can imagine him pointing out things similar to his own culture, feeling like a part of him was always with you even before you met.

Listen-

I don't know why I decided to make this

I also think I made him look way too young but I CANT BE BOTHERED TO CHANGE IT

Original image -

LIFE IS STRANGE - MASTERLIST

Accompanying WHAT / WHO I WRITE FOR

Dividers by @/thecutestgrotto

SHORT LIST, LINKS BELOW: LIFE IS STRANGE, BEFORE THE STORM, LIFE IS STRANGE 2, TRUE COLOURS

LIFE IS STRANGE

Nothing here, yet!

BEFORE THE STORM

Nothing here, yet!

LIFE IS STRANGE 2

Nothing here, yet!

TRUE COLOURS

Alex Chen X GN!Reader

Hi! Could you do some Spiderman and Iron Fist hcs abt them dating a male mutant who‘s part of the X-Men? I loved ur Sai hc :3

Hello! Thank you so much for saying you love my Sai headcanons <3 do you mean Spider-Man and Iron Fist in a poly relationship with the reader, or just the two of them dating reader separate?

HADES - WHAT / WHO I WRITE FOR

Accompanying MASTERLIST

Dividers by @/thecutestgrotto

SHORT LIST, CHARACTERS BELOW: HADES, HADES 2

HADES

Zagreus

Hades

Nyx

Hypnos

Thanatos

Dusa

Megaera

Skelly

Archilles

Patroclus

Orpheus

Eurydice

Charon

Sisyphus

Alecto

Tisiphone

Theseus

Asterius

Zeus

Poseidon

Athena

Ares

Aphrodite

Dionysus

Artemis

Hermes

Demeter

Chaos

HADES 2

Nyx

Hypnos

Thanatos

Dusa

Megaera

Skelly

Archilles

Patroclus

Orpheus

Eurydice

Charon

Sisyphus

Alecto

Tisiphone

Theseus

Asterius

Zeus

Poseidon

Athena

Ares

Aphrodite

Dionysus

Artemis

Hermes

Demeter

Chaos