OBEY ME: SHALL WE DATE - WHAT / WHO I WRITE FOR

How people are treating Hobie Brown, and British punks / people as a whole, reeks of classism, privilege and plain ignorance. It's so painfully obvious when somebody who has no clue about punk history, or even the basic idea of poverty in Britain, writes about or speaks about Hobie and his universe.

Let's also discuss the way people immediately assume Hobie is a thief who has no hygiene, and how that's a god damn issue. There is NO mention in the comics or movie of him not washing himself or being a kleptomaniac, not only that, but aren't wicks hard to maintain? It's obvious he doesn't use 3 in 1.

This assumption of Hobie is racism and that much is obvious, but is also rooted in classist beliefs and common stereotypes about punks used to demonise the movement. People also threw around this 'headcanon' in the first movie with Miles, it's a CLEAR pattern.

Don't even get me started on cishet people in this fandom and how heteronormative / homophobic people are in regards to Hobie. 'B-But Hobies universe is the 70's 🥺🥺 he'd hate gay and trans people...👉👈' Do your god damn research?? The punk and LGBTQ+ movements have always been closely intertwined. I have seen a comic panel where Hobie literally kisses Captain Anarchy, but even if that isn't real and was edited, he is still friends with Captain Anarchy, who's a confirmed gay man.

All in all, please, for the love of god, just treat Hobie Brown like you treat Peter Parker. Treat him like the well written character that he is. He's not some racist, classist stereotype you can push your bigoted beliefs onto.

Just wait until I get onto how misogynistic this fandom is toward Spiderbyte and Spidergwen, don't get me started because I will make another post.

Completely random headcanons that make no sense and are completely out of character for (movie) X-Men characters :

(If it's just the character then it's probably from the old timeline, aka the first movie, X2, The Last Stand, all that jazz.)

First Class Proffesor X - Once got so drunk that he made out with his reflection, yes he used the mutant pick up line on himself, he couldn't read anyone's mind for a week because all anyone could think about was that

First Class/During Days Of Future Past Magneto - Decked the shit out of a human kid once because they talked some shit and he doesn't feel bad about it to this day

Post Days Of Future Past Iceman - He naturally gets compared to Elsa after the movie comes out, it haunts him because one of the kids convinced him to dress up as her for halloween.

X2 Rogue - Because of her mutation and what happened in the first movie, she gets really bad anxiety about not wearing gloves, she can't even stay in the same room as someone with them off

Storm - Sometimes her hair gets all static when she's thinking about things and if you touch her when she's mad you'll get a shock, the kids like to rub balloons on her hair and stick them to walls when it happens.

Wolverine - Prefers crunchy food, whenever he eats anything soft he cringes and instinctively spits it out, may or may not have spat in someone's face, scott but that was probably on purpose, once or twice or three times.

First Class Mystique - Sometimes she turns into people she doesn't like and mockingly impersonates them in the mirror, she also uses it to practice her acting but overall it's just to make them look dumb

X2 Pyro - He has a staring problem, you can't call him out on it either because he just acts like he has no fucking clue what you're talking about

First Class Beast - He tried to shave his facial hair off after his serum backfired and had to wear a cone on his head for about a week

Apocalypse Jean Grey - When she's bored she'll grab a random object and just spin it around with her mutation, sometimes people have walked in unexpectedly and got hit in the face by a book or cup

Cyclops - Bites into celery fucking raw he doesn't even wash that shit

Days Of Future Past Quicksilver - He forgets that sometimes he shouldn't use his mutation in front of others, but he's usually so fast nobody notices besides the sudden gust of wind

TRANSFORMERS - MASTERLIST

Accompanying WHAT / WHO I WRITE FOR

Dividers by @/thecutestgrotto

SHORT LIST, LINKS BELOW: BUMBLEBEE, RISE OF THE BEASTS, TRANSFORMERS PRIME, TRANSFORMERS ANIMATED, TRANSFORMERS ONE

BUMBLEBEE

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RISE OF THE BEASTS

Nothing here, yet!

TRANSFORMERS PRIME

Nothing here, yet!

TRANSFORMERS ANIMATED

Nothing here, yet!

TRANSFORMERS ONE

Nothing here, yet!

For pride part two electric boogaloo -

(credit isn't needed but is appreciated!!)

Image ID, also in alt text - James Tiberius Kirk played by William Shatner with the bisexual flag, first as a background then overlayed on top of him, transgender flag, first as a background then overlayed on top of him, and the Gilbert Baker pride flag, first as a background then overlayed on top of him.

SEDUCE ME: THE OTOME - MASTERLIST

Accompanying WHAT / WHO I WRITE FOR

Dividers by @/thecutestgrotto

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NIX HYDRA - WHAT / WHO I WRITE FOR

Accompanying MASTERLIST

Dividers by @/thecutestgrotto

SHORT LIST, CHARACTERS BELOW: THE ARCANA, LAST LEGACY, MONSTER MANOR

THE ARCANA

Asra Alnazar

Ilyushka / Julian Devorak

Montag Morgasson / Lucio

Muriel

Nadia Satrinava

Pasha / Portia Devorak

Valdemar

Valerius

Vlastomil

Volta

Vulgora

LAST LEGACY

Anisa Anka

Felix Iskandar Escellun

Rime Solano Varela

Sage Lesath

MONSTER MANOR

Casimir de Gévaudan

Rainier

STAR TREK - WHAT / WHO I WRITE FOR

Accompanying MASTERLIST

Dividers by @/thecutestgrotto

SHORT LIST, CHARACTERS BELOW: THE ORIGINAL SERIES, THE NEXT GENERATION, DEEP SPACE NINE

THE ORIGINAL SERIES

James Tiberius Kirk

S'chn T'gai Spock

Leonard Horatio ' Bones ' McCoy

Janice Rand

Nyota Uhura

Montgomery ' Scotty ' Scott

Hikaru Kato Sulu

Pavel Andreievich Chekov

THE NEXT GENERATION

Jean-Luc Picard

William Thomas ' Will ' Riker

Geordi La Forge

Worf

Data Soong

Wesley Crusher

Beverly Crusher

Deanna Troi

DEEP SPACE NINE

Benjamin Lafayette Sisko

Odo

Jadzia Dax

Miles Edward O'Brien

Quark

Julian Subatoi Bashir

Kira Nerys

Weyoun 4 / 5 / 7 / 8

Weyoun 6

AVATAR - WHAT / WHO I WRITE FOR

Accompanying MASTERLIST

Dividers by @/thecutestgrotto

SHORT LIST, CHARACTERS BELOW: AVATAR, AVATAR: WAY OF WATER

AVATAR

Grace Augustine

Jake Sully

Neytiri te Tskaha Mo'at'ite

Norm Spellman

Trudy Chacón

Tsu'tey te Rongola Atey'itan

AVATAR: WAY OF WATER

Aonung

Jake Sully

Kiri te Suli Kireysi'ite

Lo'ak te Suli Tsyeyk'itan

Miles ' Spider ' Socorro

Neteyam te Suli Tsyeyk'itan

Neytiri te Tskaha Mo'at'ite

Norm Spellman

Rotxo

Tsireya ' Reya '

Would you accept requests for Zevlor? How many characters can we request for headcanons? Would you do the same prompt with different characters? Thanks!

Oh sure! I'll quickly add Zevlor to the list.

I'll say about a max of six, any more would mess with the image limit for posting and just in general how much I'd need to write. I'll also just add that to my rules for convenience.

Of course! I can do multiple characters with the same prompt, in the same post or in a different one, it just depends on what you want, really.

No problem, thanks for asking!! (⁠人⁠ ⁠•͈⁠ᴗ⁠•͈⁠)

just wanna say - ur avatar moth fic is amazingggg!

You don't see much fics that include a young oc/reader and I'm soooo glad to find one :D

Remember to drink drink water and stay hydrated!!

That's so sweet, thank you! <333