Think about this:
So,satyrs feel emotions.
For them ,Dionysus is like a boss
It means that he (Dionysus ) understands others' emotions even better because:
1. he has a higher rank (idk how to call it) compared to satyrs
2.he is also the god of theatre,so he can see through people,when they fake their emotions and see who they really are and not just who they try to be(like he always underatood Nico's feelings when Bianca died,even if he never said that)
You know,in the Lightning Thief Annabeth takes Percy's hand for reassurance ( when they were in the Underworld)
In the same way,Jason takes Piper's hand in The Lost Hero for reassurance (when they were at Boreas' palace)
I just find interesting this coincidence
(Still is it a coincidence ?? ◡̈ )
Sassiness level 100
Percy: Sir, why do good people die young?
Chiron: When you are in a garden full of flowers, which ones do you pick?
Percy: The ugly ones
Chiron: Exactl- wait, what, why?
Percy: Because ugly bitches don't belong in my garden
AND THEY HAVE THE SAME BIRTHDAY AWW
Grover Underwood 🤝 Frank Zhang
Being the two most underrated characters side characters even though they’re actually main characters.
Casual reminder Hermes WANTED to be the messenger of the gods and got the position approved by his pops if he promised not to lie anymore
When Zeus battled with Typhon, the monster stole his tendons. Our good ol’ stealy boi stole them back and plopped them back in his daddies body
After the 50 Danaides murdered their husbands, Zeus ordered they be purified of the murders. Team Hermes and Athena purified those gals
When Io, one of Zeus’ millions of lovers got changed into a heifer and Hera sent one-eyed monster guy Argus to watch her, Zeus had Hermes kill Argus! He helped Io escape
Ixion, king of Thessaly, was on Zeus’ good side until he tried to fuck his wife, in which he had Hermes chain that guy up to a ETERNALLY REVOLVING WHEEL OF FIRE
When Ares got captured by Otus and Ephialtes and was prisoner in a bronze JAR, Hermes eventually had to go save his stepbrother’s ass
Calypso claimed Odysseus as her hunka hunka burnin love and kept him with her on an island for YEARS. Odysseus wanted to go home and Zeus sent Hermes to tell that girl she’s cray and convince her to let Odysseus leave
Aphrodite, Hera, and Athena all claimed to be the most beautiful bitch. Zeus told Hermes to get those ladies over to Trojan prince Paris because they wanted him to settle their cat fight
Zeus wanted to test mankind so he and his speedster son went to Earth fathersonbonding wandering it as travelers. No one helped their asses except a couple by the names of Baucis and Philemon. They were rewarded for their kindness
Hermes took care of his bby stepbro Dio because daddy Zeus was worried bout his wife’s anger. Zeus TRUSTED Herm with babey boi Dsus!!!!!!
Hermes escorted Persephone back from her date with daddy darkness
Hermes is said to remove stones from the roads to help travelers! then those stones ended up becoming piled around pillars by roads to honor him and later the shrines became more elaborate and dick-like, because Hermes is also fertility god
Hermes is jock boi, inventing boxing, wrestling, and gymnastics. Games held in his honor at Pheneus! Gyms were built in his name, and they and the athletes of Greece were protected by him
He worked with the fates to make the freakin Greek alphabet, I mean c’mon
He also invented astronomy, weights and measures, the musical scale, numbers, this bastard never stopped
AND HE GUIDES THEM SHADY DEAD TO THE UNDERWORLD
When Eurydice almost got out of the Underworld, Hermes said “uH-uh Honey!” and brought that bitch back
He’s ALSO the god of eloquence and speech, crops, mining, buried treasure, prudence, cunning, sleep, fraud, perjury, theft,,
Herm has a resemblance to his stepbro Apollo
He’s in more classical myths than any other deity and honestly, are you surprised?
He’s a good guy, a bad guy, a helper, a troublemaker, a messenger, a lover,,
He could get you out of your fix or play you a trick
Hermes has stolen stepbro Apollo’s cattle and bow and arrows, unky Poseidon’s trident, daddy Zeus’ scepter, stepsis Aphrodite’s girdle, some of stepbro Hephaestus’ tools,,
He use that boyish charm to stay in the goods with everybody tho, that why he popular, erryone like him immortal o not
Is the epitome of ‘being childish DOESNT excuse your responsibilities’ ; does his job but has fun
If Will and Nico had a child XD
Oh boy…
HoO series as pictures
Ps:thank you for the likes🥺
Annabeth: I know you snuck out last night, Percy.
Grover: Play dumb!
Percy: Who’s Percy?
Grover: NOT THAT DUMB!!!
Apollo: 'Go hang a salami' backwards is 'I'm a lasagna hog'
Artemis: How did either of those sentences occur naturally for you to discover this?
I want to find more fanarts of Percy and Poseidon bonding. Any suggestions?
"But remember, boy, that a kind act can sometimes be as powerful as a sword."
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