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You know that feeling when you were going to see Shang-Chi eventually with your sister but then she tells you she doesn’t want to see it, so now you have no one to see it with?

………………….Just me?

Update: he suggested that we take a break…..

Anyway I’m now annoyed at the TikToks on my fyp that I know I would send to him because they remind me of the emotional damage I am currently enduring

Happy Hunger Games! May the odds be ever in your favour

My female friend (whom I also have a teensy tiny crush on) randomly asked me what my favourite colour was………

I’m just gonna say, if she makes one of those “I’d sell my own bones for [sapphire] stones cause [blue] is your favourite colour” edits I may just cry

I always heard it as fortissimoissimo, because an -issimo is added every time there’s another letter added

A music pet peeve of mine: when people say “double forte” instead of fortissimo. Like. There’s already a word. A wholeass word. USE IT.

This is a disappointment, but yet again this is most queer people’s lives so I’m not that upset but I’m upset

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How did they not think, “Oh, the first superhero movie to be nominated for an academy award was BLACK PANTHER, maybe these other POC lead movies/shows could do well if we went back and saw what we did right in Black Panther, and use some of the same techniques”

people forget that marvel is a BUSINESS. marvel brings disney a shit ton of money, so they’re gonna do what they can to make money- including expanding the universe as much as they can.

they’re going to promote what they believe will sell. based on their shitty treatment of poc, they dont believe poc movies/projects will sell.

dont believe me? look at their promotion for shang chi, t’challa’s what if episode, sam wilson as captain america

it pisses me the fuck off that poc have continuously have to fight for their spot in media. and have to do their own promotion and marketing. we deserve to have just as much spotlight.

the disney ceo called shang chi an experiment bc it’s going to be released exclusively in theatres- like almost every other marvel project? shut the fuck up dude

I had dinner tonight and I was like “ooooo tumblr’s gonna LOVE this” so here we are

Anyways, for dinner I had cheese sausages and Caesar salad

When I saw the salad I was like ASGARD and RAGNAROK but then I realized that the salad metaphor is what convinced Mobius to test out the apocalypse theory that Loki had. They tested it in Pompeii, which was in the Roman Empire. What else was in the Roman Empire? Caesars, who would have Caesar salad because they’re it’s namesake. The sausage made me think “you naughty little sausage” from that one video of Tom Hiddleston having a party and he invited Josh Horowitz and he said this before smashing Josh’s phone with a mallet. And my knife that I used to cut my sausage made me think LOVE IS A DAGGER.

Because this fandom has ruined me

Well…. I was an interesting 16 year old I guess

(ps I am a swiftie now so this is your warning)

My female friend (whom I also have a teensy tiny crush on) randomly asked me what my favourite colour was………

I’m just gonna say, if she makes one of those “I’d sell my own bones for [sapphire] stones cause [blue] is your favourite colour” edits I may just cry

I LITERALLY SAW THIS IN MY HEAD WHEN WATCHING THIS SCENE WHAT

Kang was here for the drama

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You know that feeling in a relationship when you skip first base altogether?

………..no? ………just me? ………….oki