You Know That Feeling When You Were Going To See Shang-Chi Eventually With Your Sister But Then She Tells

So far this week I’ve had an hour and 20 minute phone conversation with one of my friends and an almost 40 minute in person conversation with another. The last one made me like an hour late getting home from school today. I mean, sure, they were decent conversations about dumb stuff, as one does. But if this is what having a social life is like, I want no part in it.

THESE TWO LOKI GIFS ARE MOVING AT THE SAME TIME WHAT KIND OF VOODOO MAGIC IS THIS

Technology is confusing and I constantly want to jump off a cliff, how are you feeling today???

I had dinner tonight and I was like “ooooo tumblr’s gonna LOVE this” so here we are

Anyways, for dinner I had cheese sausages and Caesar salad

When I saw the salad I was like ASGARD and RAGNAROK but then I realized that the salad metaphor is what convinced Mobius to test out the apocalypse theory that Loki had. They tested it in Pompeii, which was in the Roman Empire. What else was in the Roman Empire? Caesars, who would have Caesar salad because they’re it’s namesake. The sausage made me think “you naughty little sausage” from that one video of Tom Hiddleston having a party and he invited Josh Horowitz and he said this before smashing Josh’s phone with a mallet. And my knife that I used to cut my sausage made me think LOVE IS A DAGGER.

Because this fandom has ruined me

My sister is drinking Monster out of a spray bottle…………..

Should I be worried?

Flashback to when my aroace friend texted this to me:

I was in a relationship as of a week before he said this so that made it weirder

Idk if this is just me, but I just CAN’T seem to find Mcu Peter Parker romantically/sexually attractive??????? (not really the others either, but I haven’t seen the other 5 Spidey movies so I can’t exactly say) Like, how do y’all do it?????? He’s technically 4 years older than me but we’ll be the same age when he would/will come back from the snap. {is sad in ‘05 child}

I just have the BIGGEST squish on him???????? Like it infuriates me that he’s fictional because we would have gotten along so well if he wasn’t????????? Just me??????? Oki

*casually listens to httyd soundtrack at 2am*

“Until you’ve heard my mom and me trying to hit the high notes in the Phantom of the Opera soundtrack, you’ve never known true fear.”

Bella Swan, Midnight Sun (2020)

Loki, who is definitely aro-spec: *sweating*

When you come out as aro/ace and have to include an explanatory lecture, legal disclaimer, and proof of humanity.