Goon to whatever you want but if I end up being pigeonholed into writing YA for the rest of my life bc I can’t write good smut then I will personally come to each booktok personality’s house and kink shame them
I have gripes with booktok for publishing industry reasons but I could give a shit what women are cranking it to. I've seen what dudes jerk off to. May a thousand flowers goon, as far as I'm concerned.
1) Tomadachi for the switch being announced
2) The Crane Wives tour that I got tickets for
3) Hilson content on my dash (I’m not even that serious about House MD)
4) Seeing my friends :)
5) Will Wood and the Tapeworms Tour
6) Getting into my dream grad school with a partial scholarship
7) Visibly Queer Androgynous Baddie called me hot
Thank u that is all :)
When is it my turn
I missed you
Being queer means that the only time I’ve ever felt good about myself in photos is when I dressed up as a clown for my sister’s photography assignment where my clownsona (Gigatron AKA Giggles AKA Trap K$ng G) climbs the clown corporate ladder to become clown of the month
I use this photo every time I have to use a photo of myself for something (including a name placard for a research conference) and I have no regrets
Queerbaiting also implies author intention and as I’ve said time and time again: nobody writes queer rep like authors that have no intention of doing so and are actually a little homophobic about the implications
i see a lot of people call hilson queerbait and i dont entirely disagree but…i also dont entirely agree either? yknow? like i think theres a LOT of subtext and implications to the point where its kinda just up for interpretation on what their relationship is like and whether its purely platonic, romantic, or even just some Secret Third Thing.
I think the show makes it abundantly clear, however, that its more than just a friendship. not that it means in necessarily romantic or anything, but it still runs deeper than like, the average perception of two friends. if that makes any sense.
overall idk i think calling hilson queerbait straight up is just Not entirely true and kind of undermines their relationship.
Having a really long-term hyperfixation that has since faded is terrifying yes but it's also so embarrassing. Hi I used to think about Scrimblo Splungus 25/7. Yeah, for 2 years straight. Nah, I don't think about them anymore except for with a vague sense of melancholy as I recall how they used to make me feel. Anyways this new one, Blimpkins McGee? I'm gonna think about them forever and the cycle will NOT repeat in 2 years. Trust me guys.
Not to oversimplify the human experience but I think a lot of couples that get divorced are being way too dramatic like…
I get it if something really terrible happened why you guys would be trying to ruin each other’s lives but if you guys just Don’t Like Each Other and it simply Isn’t Working Out then
CALM DOWN and just move on????? I know the government makes divorce hard but then get mad at the government and other systems that make divorce hard and not each other????
Again not trying to belittle or oversimplify but—
Use tumblr like a diary, paper and ink costs money but going to your local library and using their internet is free
quit your job. you need to spend more time making posts that are a little too honest and personal & potentially embarassing yourself on tumblr
Look up “pretty boy” in the dictionary and it’s LITERALLY HIM
guys why is he so gender im gonna cry
I saw Will Wood live and he admitted to being disappointed by smut written about him bc they described his dick as “just okay” or some shit like that
'he would not fucking say that' maybe he would if he knew he was starring in his very own porn fic for the sole purpose of delighting some freaks on archive of our own dot org. maybe he'd play it up for the cameras. ever consider that
I want to send this to my mom because she would have no idea what any of these words mean
Writing another Drake and josh scream au with smth like gale/Dewey romance from the movies, it's subtle but it there's ykwim. (I say writing, I'm really just planning this in my head until I get my computer)