I Want To Send This To My Mom Because She Would Have No Idea What Any Of These Words Mean

Brains are weird

Brains are weird because I forgot until today that the one person I consider to be my best friend that I’m gonna miss more than my parents when I move in a few months had only been promoted from classmate to friend a little over a year ago (and best friend quickly after that)

Brains are weird because in high school I told people I had a crush on them on a whim whether I was sure about it or not and now the idea about saying concrete things like “you are my best friend” gives me such a stomach ache that I can hardly eat anymore

And brains are weird because throwing out vague but deeply personal information on the internet feels easier than journaling even though my therapist wants me to journal but I don’t wanna because I’m afraid a family member could find it as if they couldn’t find me online

MOVING QUICKLY IS NOT A VIRTUE a zine by me for me. but u can see it too

brown eyes are made of dreams

Ayo House MD fans I need help w something

Lowkey thinking about writing a College AU where House and Wilson are professors and I cannot for the life of me figure out what I want them to be specialized in

I don’t wanna do any STEM majors cause I don’t know shit about that so I’m thinking somewhere in the humanities but I’m struggling to pick for them

Send help, ideas, and perchance a bullet to the head idk 🤷

anyone else need like. verbal confirmation that someone is your friend. like aaa i cant call you my friend if you haven't confirmed it yet!!! that's rude!!! and it only works in your case of course

10000 years ago we were cats purring next to each other in a patch of sunlight. you dont remember but its fine

There are two wolves inside of you

One wants to make a 75 slide PowerPoint and just read off it word for word for two hours

The other wants to make 3 slides with points not addressed in an unhinged, nonlinear 2 hour yap sesh

You are a tenure college professor

today im thinking about my many many desires. no i wont be communicating them you stupud fuckinggggg idiot

Hey so like whoever put this ad on tumblr (which I’m pretty sure is not satire) is going to be skinned alive in 3-5 business days because what the Hell

This is a billion times worse than the Hyundai ad that keeps popping up on my feed that opens another tab in my safari every time I try to scroll past it

Yall I haven’t been in the fanfiction realm in awhile but back in my day (circa 2016-2017) an AU meant that people were ACTUALLY in situations that were completely outside the realm of the canon (marvel characters in a high school AU, House MD but they’re veterinarians, Johnlock but they’re professors, etc)

BUT NOW IM SEEING FICS WHERE IT SAYS THE DUMBEST SHIT POSSIBLE!!! Like when someone kept everything very canon and timeline compliant but made a character autistic in the realm of their fic and calls it an Autism AU! Like I’m pretty sure THATS NOT HOW IT WORKS?????

Or like calling the fic an AU (with no label) but all that’s different is that the ship the fic is centered around is “canon” and like…THATS JUST A NORMAL FANFICTION??? ARE YOU FUCKING DENSE????

But like I said I haven’t really been into fanfiction since 2016-2017 and just got deep back into it in the past month ish so maybe the term has changed but I feel like I’m going crazy someone help me