MOVING QUICKLY IS NOT A VIRTUE A Zine By Me For Me. But U Can See It Too

There are two wolves inside of you

One wants to make a 75 slide PowerPoint and just read off it word for word for two hours

The other wants to make 3 slides with points not addressed in an unhinged, nonlinear 2 hour yap sesh

You are a tenure college professor

im about to kill myself. just say gay men rubbing crotches.

get your life together gayboy

I find your post to be kinda silly mate. Might wanna…rethink that…before I……..

You know waht? Forget it 🙅🙅🙅

I’m losing my mind

a wonderful ao3 author note

So so so so excited to go back to work bc it means that I can go back to writing fanfiction on the corporate iPad when there aren’t customers in the store

there's actually a secret eighth deadly sin and it's exactly like gluttony except for textile projects

can we hang out this weekend i want to emasculate you

"let men be friends" no they have to fuck each other raw