*sits U Down And Shines A Bright Light In Your Face*

10000 years ago we were cats purring next to each other in a patch of sunlight. you dont remember but its fine

go back to sleep puppy *holds chlorophyll over your face*

Sometimes I want to be stuck in a homoerotic relationship like (insert popular MLM ship here) but then I remember how easily I fold for people that I’m not even into like that so I think whoever else I’m in the homoerotic relationship with could ruin my life and I’d do it for a forehead kiss

I’m trying to queer up my parents’ favorite shows so I can be annoying but here’s a few I’m having trouble with send help:

1) NCIS (all I can think of is Abby and Kate but I need more)

2) Bones (this show is painfully heterosexual and also one of my favorites pls enlighten me)

3) Madame Secretary (yes there is a bi character I think but I’m talking about making two prominent characters have homosexual horny fag sex)

4) Dexter (I want to piss off my dad)

5) Royal Pains (my mom has rewatched this show like 6 times and I still don’t know what is going on or who anyone is)

All I’m asking for is a ship name or some kind of pairing and I will do my own research thank you and goodnight

Goon to whatever you want but if I end up being pigeonholed into writing YA for the rest of my life bc I can’t write good smut then I will personally come to each booktok personality’s house and kink shame them

I have gripes with booktok for publishing industry reasons but I could give a shit what women are cranking it to. I've seen what dudes jerk off to. May a thousand flowers goon, as far as I'm concerned.

AAAAAAAAHHHHH

hey bex! i'm writing hilson for your birthday rn hehe, as for requests... i've been thinking about house in drag lately... how about wilson seeing house at a pride event for the first time? how will he react? happy writing!!! love ya! <3

hi spark!! oh my god i am crying happy tears that you are writing hilson for my birthday event! thank you so so much hehe!

oh gosh this was such a good request asifjdasdfa. oh god i just had so much fun writing this! i loved loved loved this request because they deserve to be free and open and honest with who they are!! let them be proud of being gay (/general)! thank you for sending me such a fantastic prompt! i hope you like the drabble! love ya too!! <3333

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YALL I GOTTA PUT YOU ON THIS HOUSE MD FIC CAUSE IM OBSESSED

I usually only engage with Hilson fics (which this one is not) but the plot is JUICY and the writing style is DELICIOUS and the way the narrative flows is HIGHLY CALCULATED! It only has like 123 views last time I check which is a CRIME

Anyways it’s a House MD x Dead Poets Society cross over which is all you should need to be 100% sold on it

Read it. Do it NOW. NOW!!!

Title: Thee Crossover Episode by HelioMuse

11k words, one chapter

https://archiveofourown.org/works/64685467

why are dudes in fanfic always getting hit with freight train orgasms. why not an orient express orgasm, classy and romantic. where are the shinkansen train orgasms? his orgasm hit him like the TGV atlantique breaking the passenger rail speed record. like the shanghai maglev, his orgasm was a feat of engineering but something of a commercial disappointment.

look at these two characters…wouldn’t it be a shame if they…tenderly rested their foreheads together…