Gigatron-the-wise - Cool Kid Town

Putting “student” as your job on forms is just another way of saying you are not only currently unemployed, but will continue to be unemployed in the future

Transman Wilson has my soul no I’m not projecting you’re projecting

So I’ve been losing my goddamn mind lately and at first I thought it was really cringe and kept calling myself a “Taylor Swift fan but worse” but now I realize that I was simply Too Depressed as a 13 year old girl to queen out about things and now that I am a Slightly Less Depressed 22 year old man I am just…doing what I was supposed to do years ago

YES YES YES THOSE TYPES ARE MY FAVORITE PRE CANON FICS

tell me ur fav hilson headcanons plsplspls i want to know. if you dont have any, invent some

i’m trying to have a yaoi moment with you. man to man i’m trying to have a yaoi moment with you right now

Final essay in my fan fiction class for the Pride and Prejudice unit was about examining the Pride and Prejudice fan fiction we’ve interacted with and deciding what elements of the origin text and the subsequent fan fiction we would want to “love, marry, or kill” in relation to our own hypothetical fan fiction

(and of course how we would use our work and knowledge of other works to develop social commentary bc most fan fiction makes social commentary on some level)

So I thought a contemporary version of Pride and Prejudice that follows the plot of the origin text but Mr. Darcy is a woman (so we get lesbians) and Mr. Bingley is a really terrible wingman and part of the plot hinges on Mrs. Bennett constantly trying to set Elizabeth up with men bc it would make the family look better in some way but Mr. Bennett is like “have you seen our daughter??? She is so gay you can’t keep doing this”

(which is how we still get conflict related to Mr. Collins and Wickham, who I think I would also make a woman cause it’d be funny)

But anyways I think this would be fun bc a lot of Pride and Prejudice’s conflict comes from societal expectations and stupid unspoken social rules so in a contemporary setting making it really queer would be a good way to uphold this type of conflict without it feeling weirdly outdated

Also toxic yuri :)

im about to kill myself. just say gay men rubbing crotches.

go back to sleep puppy *holds chlorophyll over your face*

I have a project that determines if I graduate with honors due in 3(?) days and it isn’t finished but my brain decided to hyper focus on writing self indulgent SVU fanfiction which is funny because I haven’t actually engaged in writing for weeks but yesterday I wrote 5k words about a ship I didn’t even ship until I had a prophetic dream about it

I will not admit what the ship is unless someone asks (it is mlm if that helps or hinders you)

i dont care if mondays rife,tuesday qednesday full of strife, thursday fuck my baka life, its friday im in sucks