Would You Let Me Into Your Room So I Can Sit Awkwardly On The Ground Wearing An Oversized T Shirt And

Brains are weird

Brains are weird because I forgot until today that the one person I consider to be my best friend that I’m gonna miss more than my parents when I move in a few months had only been promoted from classmate to friend a little over a year ago (and best friend quickly after that)

Brains are weird because in high school I told people I had a crush on them on a whim whether I was sure about it or not and now the idea about saying concrete things like “you are my best friend” gives me such a stomach ache that I can hardly eat anymore

And brains are weird because throwing out vague but deeply personal information on the internet feels easier than journaling even though my therapist wants me to journal but I don’t wanna because I’m afraid a family member could find it as if they couldn’t find me online

I love having the resources to print a 30 page full color packet at home without worrying about the financial repercussions but then not having a FUCKING STAPLER

There’s a metaphor here somewhere I’m sure of it

there's actually a secret eighth deadly sin and it's exactly like gluttony except for textile projects

did you know you can pull the strings out of your clothes and ruin them

get you a 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴 who e

E…..ats the word of the lord. Consumes it from their they/them mouthussy

i feel like getting shot would feel so interesting for two seconds and then it would probably feel bad

womb tattoo on forehead because mind pregnate with ideas

Sugar Pills by I DON’T KNOW HOW BUT THEY FOUND ME is so Gregory House coded send post

hey so fuck you actually, i know you hate youself and stuff but i’m actually in love with you and everything will feel better if i kiss you on the lips

source: trust me bro

Imagine if this were like those prankster jelly beans and the flavor isn’t something like strawberry or blue raspberry and instead it’s cum