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Rio: Who knew getting in trouble would be so impossible?

Terasaka: I gotta give you credit, Karma. You make it look easy.

Karma: Years of practice.

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Karasuma: I hate you.

Gakushuu: Well, according to this picture I drew of us holding hands, that is untrue.

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Gakushuu: I'm bored, any suggestions?

Ren: Sleeping is nice.

Gakushuu: I acknowledge your suggestion, and I’m deciding to ignore it.

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Karma: If I can't cause tiny bits of chaos every day, I think my body will shut down.

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Isogai: I’m 80℅ awesome 20℅ water and 100℅ handsome.

Ren: That’s 200℅.

Isogai: I’m twice the man you’ll ever be.

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Itona: I didn't drink that much last night.

Karasuma: You were flirting with Terasaka.

Itona: So what? He's my boyfriend.

Karasuma: You asked if he was single.

Karasuma: And then you cried when he said he wasn't.

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Gakushuu: Honestly, I am so evil. So full of darkness. I feed off the souls of the living I strike fear into-

Ren: You sleep with a teddybear.

Gakushuu: He’s my sECOND IN COMMAND IN MY ARMY OF DARKNESS!

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Koro-sensei: Remember everyone, violence is never the answer.

Kayano: You're right, Koro-sensei.. Violence can't be the answer.

Koro-sensei: Correct, Kayano. Now, onto the next lesso-

Kayano: Violence is the question.

Kayano: And the answer is yes!

Koro-sensei: Kayano, no!!

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Rio: look Karma, I'm not slut shaming you but...

Rio: Actually yeah, I'm TOTALLY slut shaming you.

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Rio: Yum, thanks!

Kidnapper: *puts more tape over her mouth* I said stop eating it.

Another sticker design! This one fucked me up loll

Survivor of Ramshackle - part 2

Part two is here!

Warnings: Swearing, dark themes, death, lots of death, gore, blood, body horror, vomiting, dead bodies, I am not responsible for what you read.

PART 1

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Everything was flying by so fast. The second they stepped through the portal, it felt like all their insides were being rearranged. Yuu flew past universe by universe. Saw shapes beyond human comprehension, colors that don't exist, and sounds that could never be fathomed. Closing their eyes helped a little, but they were still being thrown around like a rag doll through the space-time continuum. After about 15 minutes of absolute hell, they blacked out. When they regain consciousness, they are lying in the dirt of some unknown place. They picked themselves up. Their body felt like lead. They were sure they were going to have a migraine after this. Looking around, they realized this was a plot of unused land that was located near their hometown. Then it clicked.

They made it

Yuu knew the way to their house from here, so they wasted no time in running home. Heavy pants exhaled from their chest as they sprinted home. Nothing could hold them back anymore. They were finally home. They were giggling like a madman between breaths, and before they knew it, they were already talking out loud to the family members they were yet to meet again.

"MOM!! DAD!! I'M HOME!! I MADE IT!! I KNOW YOU ARE PROBABLY WORRIED, I CAN EXPLAIN!! SOMETHING TOOK ME AWAY BUT I'M SAFE NOW! I HAD SO MUCH FUN THERE WAS MAGIC I SAVED PEOPLE I LEARNED SO MUCH I MADE NEW FRIENDS YOUR GOING TO LOVE THEM SO MUCH I-"

Yuu stopped dead in their tracks. Their town was there. But it was reduced to rubble, ash, and crumbling ruins. There was still smoke coming from the leftover embers.

"..."

They didn't know what to say. The world tilted on its axis. Before they could pass out, however. Yuu found themselves running to their already intended destination. Charred corpses littered the streets of what was once their home. There was complete silence save for their swift, heavy footfalls against the broken tar of the roads, and the increased pounding in their chest. Rounding the block, they could see the sign for their street. It was bent and burnt bit still recognizable. With the last of their stamina, Yuu made the final push to their house. Seeing their home as nothing but a pile of rubble and ash is a sight they never wanted to see. But this is really happening right now. This realization hits even harder when they see their parents charred corpses next to the rubble.

"No," they whispered. Utterly shattered. They were shaking at this point . Both from physical exhaustion and the emotional trauma being inflicted on them. With a shaky hand, Yuu slowly reaches down and holds the skeletal hand of one of their parents. Nothing could stop Yuu from breaking down. Yuu's screams of pure agony filled the sky as tears and snot cascaded down their face. They barely registered themselves falling to the ground and weeping on all fours. It didn't matter. For there was only one thing that existed right now: PAIN.

Yuu whole body hurt like it never did before. There was something coursing through their veins that felt like lava. It was another factor in their screaming. Yuu's throat got tired after the outburst and just gave up after a while. They could only wheeze now as they fell into misery. Not like they even had the energy to make any sound anymore.

Yuu did not wish to look at the ruins of their home anymore. So they lurched their way into the street. Looking down the road, they saw a pile of bodies heaped high. What caught their eye about this, however, is the flag pole that was stuck in the middle on top. The flag had an insignia of some kind. It was threatening. The triangular red flag flowed in the wind like a trail of blood in water. The insignia mocked them of being unable to save their family.

Yuu trudged their way to a lake. Their skin paling and sweat cascaded down thier face with every step they took. Setting eyes on the water, they went to the edge and stuck their whole head in. They felt so thirsty. Yet no matter how much they drank, it still was not enough. Their entire stomach was now filled with water, yet they still needed more. What was happening to them? Their breaths had been labored for some time now, but now they were becoming even more intense. Yuu began to feel nauseous. Something weird was happening inside them. That weirdness turned into pain as they suddenly vomited a whole ton of blood. There was just a thick stream of blood coming from Yuu's mouth, straight into the lake. It was a horrifying sight. Yuu is just emptying out an entire bodies worth of blood. The blood coming out changed from red to black as now they had no blood left in them. Yuu identified the substance even in this state:

Blot

Then it started happening. Yuu was overblotting.

They were so tired they could only slouch there as thier body morphed and changed. Fingers growing sharp claws. Hair turning pitch black. They could feel their clothes changing and materializing more features. Their right eyeball burned like it was on fire. The ink seeping into shapes down their face. The process was surprisingly calm. As if this whole thing would bring them peace. At last.

The ink around them started to morph into a shape. The shape grew features as more ink accumulated around it. The shape began to form into a creature. This creature looked like a biblically accurate angel. Because it was constantly changing between different forms of different creatures. It finally settled on one form, however. It was the form of a three-headed dragon with two tails and a pair of giant wings. Each of the three heads had a crown atop their cracked glass skulls. This thing beared uncanny resemblance to an antagonist Yuu saw in a monster movie once. But judging how it looked like an eldritch creature beforehand, this thing probably has multiple forms like this. That and they remembered seeing somewhere that a multi-headed dragon is one of the forms of the devil.

Yuu's transformation reached its end as they opened their eyes. The fatigue they were feeling earlier was now completely gone as they felt like they could take on the world. They felt so good. They felt powerful, too. They wanted to see for themselves if that was true. They attempted to fire a spell they saw the boys use towards some rubble. To their surprise, a burst of magic sprung forth from their hand and completely demolished it in the blink of an eye. This was amazing. They could do magic now. It made them feel a little bit better. But they were still alone in this world now. Alone, except for their monster. The three-headed dragon peered down at them with its soulless eyes. There was electricity crackling where its mouth should be. It didn't have that many features on its face. But if it did, it would have the face of: "What are you? You are the only living thing here. Do not cross us."

Yuu looked at the creature. The creature looked at them. This was their phantom. This thing would eventually kill them. They knew this, yet they couldn't bring themselves to turn it away. This was the only company they had left. Their family was gone. Their home was gone. And their friends in Twisted Wonderland would never think to look for them. They would die completely alone. Without anyone here to save them. Or even know what happened to them. This was it. The end.

No

They could still do something. The blot was meddling with their mind. But a part of Yuu's morals were still trying to function in a way. But it came out twisted. Their goal now was to destroy whatever killed their people. To stop this from happening to any other world out there. They will end this madness even at the cost of their own life if they must.

Floating their way to the pole of dead bodies they passed earlier, Yuu pulled the flag pole out the heap, snapped it in half over their knee, and threw it away.

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PART 3

Sorry this took so long. I hit a brick wall of writers block. Also, I am now doing this series with they/them pronouns as you may have seen. Once again, I apologize for any mistakes. I did not proofread this. Hope you enjoyed it.

Taglist: @kami-kun1003

Assclass Incorrect Quotes

Gakuhou: What are you drinking?

Gakushuu: Vodka.

Gakuhou: Straight?

Gakushuu: No, gay. Why?

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Gakuhou: Swear words are illegal now. If you say one you'll be fined.

Gakushuu: Heck.

Gakuhou: You're on thin fucking ice.

Gakuhou: Oh no-

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Koro-sensei: *gets set on fire and screams in agony*

Koro-sensei: Nah, I’m just kidding. Fire does nothing to me.

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Gakushuu, making coffee: This is going to fix everything.

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Gakushuu: Kill me nowwwww.

Isogai: Sorry, no can do. I need your help with my homework.

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Terasaka: Itona just insisted Hazama and I remember a code word in case we’re ever confronted by their clone or a cyborg doppelgänger and we’re not sure which is the real them and which is the imposter.

Terasaka: Some families have a fire escape plan, but not us.

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Karma, with a headache: Advil me up, daddy.

Rio: I will short out the language centre of your brain if you say anything like that ever again.

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Demon: Hey, I took your soul last month and-

Kayano: No returns.

Demon: *sobbing* But it's making me sad…

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*Terasaka falls over*

Hazama: Terasaka! Are you alright?

Terasaka: Is that you, God?

Hazama: What?

Terasaka: It's just, you sound a lot more like Hazama than I expected.

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Gakuhou: You’ll have a hard time believing this because it never happens, but I made a mistake.

it’s that time of year

Terfs can fuck 'em selves

YOU hates terfs

Just an experiment. Reblog if you actually give a fuck about male victims of domestic violence and rape.

Of fucking course

What sick bastard doesn’t

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Hey y'all, a heads up.

Dr. Gallagher was recently the subject of a viral tweet thread because she almost killed one of my friends via neglect and gaslighting. A transphobic journalist is trying to capitalize on that to fearmonger. Please signal boost this, share it to other Discords, etc. No one deserves to be used by a transphobe for a hit piece.

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