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Assclass Incorrect Quotes
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Nagisa: Sometimes I drink milk straight from the container.
Terasaka: The cow??
Nagisa: What?
Itona: Terasaka, W H Y?
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Gakushuu: I’ve never been in a snowball fight before. I don’t know the rules.
Rio: What?
Gakushuu: Is there a point system, or is it to the death?
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Gakushuu, grinning: I have a knife!
Gakuhou: Put it down, Gakushuu.
Gakushuu: Make me! *sprints away*
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Hazama: Hey, quick question. How petty am I allowed to be?
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Koro-sensei: You need a hobby.
Gakuhou: I have a hobby!
Koro-sensei: Hitting Gakushuu isn't a hobby.
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Gakushuu: I think I need a hug...
Isogai: Good thing I'm hug shaped!
*45 minutes later*
Gakushuu: You... you can let go now.
Isogai: No, I absolutely cannot.
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Karasuma: Guys… the principal just called—
Irina: It was the octopus!
Koro-sensei: It was Karma!
Karma: It was Rio!
Rio: It was me!
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Gakushuu: How is spring not everyone’s favorite season? The trees are PINK, guys!
Karma: Allergies are also a problem, y'know.
Gakushuu: But pink.
Hazama: And it's hot.
Gakushuu: PINK!
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Rio: I’ve never asked someone out. How do you even do it?
Isogai: Oh, what I do is, I look them up and down and I say: “Hey… how you doin’?”
Gakushuu, scoffing: Oh, please.
Isogai, to Gakushuu: Hey, how you doin’?
Gakushuu:
Gakushuu: *giggles and blushes*
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Gakushuu: Would anyone know any good vendors for professional-quality brass knuckles?
Irina: I know you’re serious, but you say the scariest shit sometimes.
Yuu: Woooooow...
Yuu: I'm so disappointed in all of you.
Ace : What did we do!?
Yuu: Y'all actually forgot.
Yuu: I mean, my standards were none existent, but still.
Epel: What did they do now?
Grim: I didn't do anything, Henchman!
Yuu: I told y'all a week ago and you still forgot.
Deuce: I'm sorry, Prefect, but none of us know what you're talking about.
Yuu: It was my birthday yesterday.
*Silence*
Ace: What!?
Yuu: Yea, even Leona gave me a present and I'm pretty sure his ass was nowhere near me when I told y'all.
Yuu: Although it was just plain money, but godanm was it a lot.
Yuu: Oh, and Jack, Epel, and Sebek already gave me something yesterday.
Yuu: Anyway I'll see yall hoes later while you scram to get me a present or two.
Yuu, jogging off to hang out with faceless students who don't have any drama going on: Byeeeeeeeee!
Okay, this should be raltively easy. Thx @obamas-divorced-aunt
1. My siblings (all 5 of em)
2. My parents (both biological and step)
3. Food (Who doesn't love a good home cooked meal)
4. The Internet (self explanatory)
5. Literature (who doesn't love some good manga and books, Percy Jackson, my beloved)
@gwendeeagain @yamujiburo @psi-chic @egophiliac @moringmark @zoe-oneesama @dear-ao3 @sparkbeast20 @oatmealcrisp-freak @tsukii0002
When you get this respond with five things that make you happy!!! Then send to the last ten people you got notifications from :3
(Nice to meet you, Hayami! Feel free to discontinue this game if you want! No pressure ✨ Either way, I hope you have a fantastic day 🎶🍰🍰)
Hi darling, it's nice to meet you too! I hope your day's great :3
five things that make me happy...
Books/manga/anime ✨
Cats <3
Chuuya, Satoru, Cater, Tamaki.. (damn, the list is long)
Music 🎶
My mutuals! ❤️
and because I'm sooo curious I'll tag my darling moots!
five things that make you happy, start!~
@officialdaydreamer00 @azulashengrottospiano @aqua-beam @uppermuse1 @mothersquishy @leonistic @riddle-simp @violetesensou @isagikisser @busycloudy @kurochaccomcflurry @that-plant-tho
I’ve been waiting a year to post this
LISTEN UP AGAIN KIDS STOP REBLOGGING THIS FUCKING GARBAGE POST. IT IS 100% FUCKING BULLSHIT AND CAN AND MOST DEFINITELY WILL LITERALLY KILL. DO YOU NOT SEE WARNING LABELS THAT SAY “DO NOT INDUCE VOMITING”? THEY AREN’T FUCKING AROUND. YOU CAN FUCKING BURN THEIR ESOPHAGUS BY CAUSING VOMITING, CAUSE CHOKING, DROWNING, OR MAKE IT WORSE! AGAIN DO NOT FORCE ANYTHING DOWN ANYONE’S THROAT. THEY. CAN. DROWN. IF SOMEONE IS LOSING CONCIOUSNESS ALL THE CHIT CHAT IN THE WORLD WILL NOT PREVENT IT AT THAT POINT THEY ARE IN SERIOUS DANGER. “Buuut i don’t wanna take them to the hospital!!!” WELL SUNSHINE GLAD YOU’D RATHER HAVE A DEAD FRIEND THAN A LIVING ONE BUT YOU’RE IN LUCK CALL FUCKING POISON CONTROL. THEY ARE NOT THE COPS. THEY WILL HELP YOU. AND IF THEY SAY GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL YOU GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL. NO EXCUSES. 0. NONE. I have seen this shit cross my dash SO MANY TIMES so PLEASE fucking reblog this and prevent some well meaning idiot from accidentally killing someone they love!
Rook, a bad joke!
Yuu: You've Rooked up.
Rook: ...Excuse-moi?
Yuu: I can't Rook the other way any longer.
Rook: Mon Tricksteur--
Yuu: I'll have to ta--
Rook: Tricksteur...
Yuu: I'll have to take my ROOKVENGE--
Rook: Stop--
Yuu: SO ROOK THE OTHER WAY--
Rook: NON, TRICKSTEUR, STOP IT!!
-An Excerpt from 'How to Annoy a Rook'.
rose hunt-clover, a literal plant turned human due to science club shenanigans
he insists on calling trey and rook “papa”, though one of them is much more adamant about upholding this title than the other
please don't like without reblogging!
He doesn't even find Cheka cute
I'm working on my drafts. Have these in the meantime.
Do you think professors do that thing with Ortho where they give a young student a sticker if they do a good job to motivate them
Otaku!Yuu: Oh no! I hope a sexy nerd doesn't sweep me away to the underworld.
Idia: Calling me sexy doesn't negate calling me a nerd.
Otaku!Yuu: I hope my capture doesn't lock me away to keep for himself as his lover.
Idia: I'm not being implicated in a crime! I've done nothing!
Otaku!Yuu: I hope I'm not ravished by them till dawn.
Idia: See this is why I shouldn't have bitten you no matter how much you asked. You've been down bad since. You've become a succubus.
Otaku!Yuu: But I just got this new cosplay for tonight.
Idia: *Sigh*(takes off clothes)
(He's suffering from success)
Yuu: It's Valentine's Day, so I sent a box of chocolates to the hottest guy in school.
Grim: Yeah, about that. The card on your box literally said, "To the hottest guy in school." So now they're all fighting about who that could be.
Yuu, smiling: I know! I'm not in love with anyone in particular. I just wanted to start a fight.
Another sticker design! This one fucked me up loll
B5 week day 2- fears
Even in the summer, kunugigaoka follows. It’s not easy for the golden children either, is it?
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Friendly reminder that Queer is approved by 72.9% of the people, and the groups who don’t prefer it’s use as an umbrella term are straight people, exclusionists, transmeds, truscums, sex-negative people, and sex work critical people (x).
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Friendly reminder that exclusionists are in the minority and aro/ace people are included in the LGBTQ+ community by the people within the community.
Thanks for giving me a chance ❤
the RESTRICT act, meant to prevent US citizens from accessing products by foreign companies the US government deems a threat, will result in more than just tiktok being shut down. this is a serious breach of freedom and access to information people dismiss easily because tiktok is put at the forefront of it.
Nebraska hasn't passed a single bill this year because one lawmaker keeps filibustering in protest of an anti-trans bill: 'I will burn this session to the ground'
Damn. I thought she was just gonna up and make a fuss and her swearing to protect trans kids was a bunch of empty words (again).
But no. She's one-woman filibustering the entire Nebraska legislature into a complete standstill until they agree to protect the rights of trans kids.
She was 100% serious when she said she'd make it as painful for everyone as it is for trans kids. Gahddamn.
This is why small elections matter. She's not a country wide senator or president or shit. She's just a local official representing District 6 in Nebraska.
This is why the "smaller" elections between the presidential elections matter.
-fae
Lesson 16.5: Obey Me Brothers x GN!MC
How I think Lesson 16 should’ve ended, with the MC returning to their original timeline.
Genre: Angst, Fluff Word Count: 3.1k TW: Mentions of violence/death
It was jarring to see yourself die. It was even more jarring to experience it. Your body had no bruises but the crushing pressure of Belphegor’s grip was painfully squeezing your heart. It numbed your body, barely registering how you were led to the living room and sat down on a chair by the brothers. They were bickering about you, which was no new occurrence but the words went in one ear and out the other. Their piercing voices couldn’t knock you out of your daze. Only one voice did.
“There must have been so many things you’ve all wanted to do for Lillith over the years!”
It was an innocent comment from Diavolo who stood before you, waking you out of your stupor. Ah yes, Lilith. The one you’re descended from, the one who saved you. The one whose blood coursed through your veins.
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Quick sketches!
CSM X ASSCLASS
Ask me about my AU's if you can :)
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(ʘ‿ʘ✿) “what you say ‘bout me”
(ʘ‿ʘ)ノ✿ “hold my flower”
Levi
Mc
Belphie, I'm still salty about almost being killed over a grudge I had nothing to do with
And Lucifer (cause obviously)
Congrats to everyone who won round 1! The next round shall start tomorrow morning; see you then, and may the most pathetic meow meow win!
Look I clown veganism often enough but really, truly, don’t ever fucking feed somebody something without their knowledge or consent. It’s hugely fucked up and not OK.
“Let us put it generally: if a regime is immoral, its citizens are free from all obligations to it.” – Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn, Gulag Archipelago.
[Pictured: Captain Pia Klemp sitting in a chair beside her controls.
@VivianAngrisani on Twitter wrote on 6/8/2019: “Pia Klemp, a German biologist & boat captain faces 20 yrs in prison for rescuing 1,000+ migrants at risk of drowning whilst crossing the Mediterranean. Seeking asylum is a human right. Only 1 in 100 sea captains are female. This woman is a humanitarian, not a criminal. #FreePia”
@Galactic_Rabbit quote-tweeted on 6/10/2019 and wrote: “Thinking about all those videos of people honored in their old age for hiding/protecting Jewish people.”]
The punk and the metalhead 🎸
I couldn't find a high-quality image of the specific model of Gakushuu's guitar... so I had to go through the pain of painting over a sketch I made of it. 😭
I, for the love of god, couldn't tell what the model of the guitar he used in the anime is. The guitar on the mobile card version though resembles a stratocaster... but I don't really see Gakushuu as a strat kind of guy tbh.
HEADCANON TIME~~
This is sort of like a companion piece to the ask that @dreaming-of-assclass answered about Chiba and Gakushuu friendship headcanons last year, since I did kinda contribute to the post by that screenshot of me writing a ridiculously long essay about their possible friendship 😅
In terms of skill level, they absolutely cannot be compared since they're quite different from each other, despite both guitarists being of high calibre. Chiba is a punk musician who puts more focus onto composing riffs that enhance songs. While Gakushuu is a metalhead who just LOVES shredding his way into stealing the show.
If they would ever collab on stage, Gakushuu would easily take the lead guitar role while Chiba on rhythm guitar. It's not like they even have to fight about who gets what role - they both already know what they can do and that's just how it is.
If anything, Chiba would be thrilled at the idea of composing a song for Gakushuu just to see how the shredding master would enhance it even more with his own twist.
FYI - Chiba and Shuu also owned guitars other than the two shown in the picture. It's just that the aerodyne strat and the majesty are kind of like their signatures when performing.
I don't remember if it's canon that Gakushuu fills in for missing club members whenever there are big events since he is that multi-talented and has unreal time management skills... but I'm just gonna assume it is and that he once filled in for Chiba when his band performed at a live house while he's out of commission.
The entire performance was recorded and Chiba was beyond impressed at Gakushuu's take on the songs that he wrote. It was one of the first things he brought up the first time Shuu had invited him to a morning coffee since post-finals season.
Nobody else among the virtuosos are brave... nor sturdy enough to attend and last a metal concert with him. So learning that Chiba also has his own favourite metal bands (whose shows he had at least once attended to) might bring Gakushuu to want to invite him to the concerts he'll be attending next. This would be a recurring activity between them.
In high school, Gakushuu would invite Chiba's band to perform at Kunugigaoka's school festival as guests - likely even pay them a sum of money no matter how many times Chiba tells him he didn't need to.
You know those type of friends you'd only meet for certain occasions since you only share similar interests for a thing or two, so you both find it unnecessary to be involved in each other's lives? That's the kind of friendship I imagined Chiba and Gakushuu would have.
They seldomly contact each other and occasionally meet up, usually when Shuu wants to attend another concert with him... or when they just wanted a necessary break from those stress-inducing abominations who like to call themselves their friends.
I feel like if they would ever talk about personal matters, it'd be just them ranting about certain people who lack common sense and how annoying they are. Other case would be Gakushuu giving Chiba full permission to diss his father 😭
Gakushuu uses every opportunity he could find to convince Chiba to get a majesty guitar, knowing that he'll definitely geek over its sound quality. Chiba says no everytime since they cost THRICE the price of his black strat.
(Gakushuu: Well perhaps if you would just simply allow me to buy one for you-)
(Chiba: I've told you many times before that you spending money on me is strictly limited to concert tickets ONLY!")
I'll edit and reblog this post if I got more to add in the future. But for now, this is what I have~
please report and block @/cowee
they’re plagiarising both mine and @fukashiin’s works. i came across their blog bc i saw them in my notifs and thought their blog was cute and decided to check them out only to find them plagiarising other ppl’s works. reblogs are greatly appreciated! i apologise for putting this in the main tags but i need this post to reach out as far as it can zzz
contex: The kids making tiktoks to raise money for a ac for their class, also I wanted to try drawing karasuma ‘s famous totally normal smile
When you're writing and you suddenly realize you don't know what happens next
