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What's a product you didn't sell because it didn't work out or something? 🤔

Cocksuckers. I created this thingie-ma-bob when I was 23. You see, the original idea was that it would be a small match box but instead of matches, you get a teeny little sugary sucker inside! Kinda like miniature pixie sticks. I wanted it to be colorful and exciting, a burst of different flavors within each one! But as you can guess, today that wouldn't be a good marketing idea. People would get the wrong idea. Heh...

For one of the more obvious reasons...

Why were you so mad otp this morning? 🙁😯

I wasn't mad at you or Tarrant, sorry if I came off that way. Yasmin & I went out for breakfast this morning then went to get gas, some African dude at the gas station register was snapping his fingers at her to get her attention for something (I think our car was blocking the gas truck & he wanted her to move it) & addressed her as "girl", he just had this condescending attitude that didn't sit well with me. So I walked over & snapped my fingers in his face & told him not to snap his fucking fingers at her or call her "girl" cause that shit is mad annoying & rude, & he was like, "oh, okay sorry". Like you know how to fucking use your mouth & say "excuse me, miss" if you wanted her attention, she's not a fucking kid or an animal that responds to noises. I could tell he's one of those pricks who think that just because they're male they're the superior gender & are used to antagonizing women & nobody ever got in his ass about it. Idk how he treated people in Africa but we don't snap our fucking fingers at people here. This ain't the medieval era when men clapped at female servants & ordered them around & shit. Men feel comfortable asf disrespecting women nowadays, especially black women, & that shit ain't it. 🙄 Doing shit like that to my fiancee, mom or sister will get you fucked up & your fingers broken, on God. He better quickly learn to keep them bitches to himself. That lil weak ass tantrum was completely unnecessary & it almost got his goofy ass choked the fuck out.

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Do you have a girlfriend your hot af and I wanna have your babies don't block me

Um...

Suddenly I have to go...handle something...yeah. Yeah. Bye.

Can we see more wonka articles I love reading about your life!! :3

Of course you can! 😁 Here:

These are old, headlines for the opening of my factory to be precise! And if you can quite make out the Fortune magazine font it says, "The Most Successful Chocolatier in the World Opens the Gates of the Largest Chocolate Factory Ever Built".

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This is another article that goes along with the same date as the other. Grand opening of my factory, blah blah blah. Me cutting the ribbon. Fun stuff!

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And of course, this is an old one that I had posted once before in regards to a question about my awfully exaggerating 15-year disappearance:

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There are quite a few more good reads that I'm sure I could manage to dig up somewhere inside this factory. I'll post them sometime, eventually.

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[One of the most beautiful Disney scenes.]

Selfie Beach Day☁️

Today is World Mental Health Day! Let's focus on peaceful things. 🕊️🕊️🕊️✨✨✨

🍂Autumn Self Care🍂

Drink your favorite tea, cocoa or coffee ☕

Get cozy & relax with a good book 📖

Bring nature indoors 🌱

Put on warm comfortable clothes 💖

Bake something you love 🥧

Get some exercise, take a walk through nature 🍁

Go apple or pumpkin picking 🍏

Carve pumpkins with family or friends 🎃

Watch your favorite Fall movie ☀️

Take a nap to recharge 💤

Positive Affirmations✨

You deserve happiness, respect, peace & love 💕

You will overcome challenges & obstacles 💫

You are talented, you are strong, you are brave 🌈

Your voice deserves to be heard, you matter 🗣️

You are loved 💛

You are enough 🌟

GENTLE REMINDERS 🤗💡❤️

Drink lots of water, stay hydrated, take breaks 💦

Circumstances you can't control aren't your fault 🍂

It's okay to say "no" ❌

Treat yourself with kindness ☺️

It's okay to reward yourself 🍧

It's okay if you're not where you want to be yet 🛣️

Your illness doesn't define you ☀️

It's okay to take a day of rest & do nothing 🆗

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60 Resources & Hotlines 🌍

https://socialworklicensemap.com/social-work-resources/mental-health-resources-list/

🍂Take care of yourself 🍂

I just realized your wife is a gorgeous black woman like omg yessss my sistas stay winning! ^_^

Of course she is, black women are beautiful! I've always been hella attracted to black women, tbh. The innovation, creativity, strength, culture, etc. It's all there. 💚💖👌😌

When you're browsing through someone's blog that you talk to often and you accidentally follow them and now you can't unfollow them because you'll look unfriendly. Aheh...👉👈

Oh well, at least it's someone I like, right?

Just had some kid message me about being allegedly bullied by some of my followers, I blocked him.

Here's why: Number one: I'm not sure what happened. Number two: I'll never understand why some people think that just because they're having drama with followers of another person, that the person they're following is automatically involved or responsible for the others' behavior. I am not a parent. I am not part of the tumblr team. Half of my followers are obviously adults and I don't have any more authority than the next person to stop or encourage other people's behavior. I am busy running a factory - not a daycare, I don't get involved with petty online drama that doesn't concern me, even if the people involved are friends or followers. There's no point in messaging me about matters that have nothing to do with my factory or me personally. There are block and report options for a reason. Use them.

I hate having to post this, I'm terribly sorry. That just annoyed the living daylights out of me. Just as I was enjoying a nice glass of wine and-ugh. I digress.

Now back to your regularly scheduled program. Good evening.

- Willy Wonka 🍫