The Funniest Thing To Come Out Of Those Batfam Twitter Au’s Is The Repeated Gag Of People Getting Mad

Peter sensing that he's being followed by the bats

*immediately deciding to walk directly to where his spider sense is the loudest out of spite*

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fic: time flies by (bye) by WHYISEVERYNAMETAKEN

fic link

actual conversation i had today

my dad: i need a break from sports anime (haikyuu). i need feel good romance

me: haikyuu is a feel good romance

my dad: it's really not

me: you don't even know about bokuaka

fic recs of the week:

Dear Tim Drake (Sincerely, Me) by IzzyMRDB

Batfam, Complete, 1 Chapter, 2,010 Words

Tim 'Sincerely Me's his way into the Batfam

(someone save Bernard, he did not sign up for this)

🐟🐟🐟

The Drake Family Jewels IzzyMRDB

Batfam, Incomplete, 14 Chapters, 16,571 Words

The Drakes, while criminals, do try really hard to be good parents and raise a normal child. Tim, who tries to be a normal kid, also really wants to be just like his parents.

🐟🐟🐟

punk tactics by darkerintheday

Moon Knight, Complete, 1 Chapter, 2,331 Words

Moon Knight finds himself cornered during an alien invasion, without weapons he finds himself summoning the next possible option, Thor's hammer.

🐟🐟🐟

justice is blind by Ford_Ye_Fiji

Daredevil, Complete, 1 Chapter, 2,071 Words

Foggy is mad. And Matt knows it.

(there are some misunderstandings after the Daredevil reveal, cue angst!)

🐟🐟🐟

eyes like anvils (and storms for lungs) by doji_oji

Haikyuu, Complete, 5 Chapters, 6,797 Words

suga gets pneumonia at training camp. that's it, that's the plot.

(I love how the third years friendship is written in this fic so much they're adorable)

assorted kuroken fanfic recs!!

The Wedding Hall Shuffle by icespyders

Complete, 3 Chapters, 17,604 Words

Kenma accidentally crashes Bokuaka's wedding because he got the date for Kagehina's wedding wrong. Kuroo is the best man trying to sus out who this random guy at his best bro's wedding is.

🐟🐟🐟

can i be close to you by radian (arcsec)

Complete, 7 Chapters, 27,742 Words

Kenma attends Kuroo's parties every Friday for the sole purpose of taking naps in Kuroo's bed, Kuroo hosts parties not because he likes them, but because he can't stand being alone in a big empty house.

🐟🐟🐟

How to Seduce Your Best Friend: A Horrible Guide by Kenma by Koushicore (Hopeishope)

Complete, 15 Chapters, 74,770 Words

Kenma wakes up 7 years in the past and has to relive his second year of high school, can he survive without absolutely ruining his relationship with Kuroo like he did the first time round?

🐟🐟🐟

Personal time difference by void_player

Complete, 4 Chapters, 18,362 Words

Kenma & Kuroo were anonymous online friends as teenagers who lost contact and meet again as adults in real life not knowing that they already know each other.

🐟🐟🐟

does it bite? by cowsarecooliguess

Complete, Oneshot, 30,131 Words

Fantasy AU! Kuroo is a god and offers protection over Kenma's village in exchange for a life, Kenma accepts the trade in secret as the village is unwilling to sacrifice one of its people for protection, but he's been in the god realm for weeks now and why the hell is he still alive?

my ao3 isn't working😭😭😭 it's not letting me log in smh how am I supposed to read my arguably absurd amount of bedtime fics now huh??? what do you expect me to do? sleep?? pfft absolutely not

not sure if the overlap of ppl who read my stories and the people who will get this joke even exists, but I am so convinced that Daichi is afflicted by the markiplier "im not a masochist i just want to see if my body can handle it" curse.

can i just say ur art is incredible???? like im so in awe at every post

DUDE TYSM DJDBJDDBDB 🕺🕺🕺🕺

'ao3 needs a like and dislike button'

what you need, my algorithm-rotten minded friend, is a grip

Peter discovers Jackson Wang parties are multiversal

crack fic idea: Spidey in Gotham trope x the infamous Jackson Wang party scene

Tim and Duke drag Peter to a party one of their classmates is hosting and Peter's asks “who's hosting” and Tim/Duke say “Jackson” and Peter's like “huh I've never met him before” and he goes in the house and does a double take before realising “…JACKSON WANG?!” and it's revealed that Peter has read Spiderman fanfiction that people have written about him back home in the MCU universe where the fanfiction version of Spiderman has been to many a Jackson Wang party and he's flabbergasted that in this universe the fanfiction trope has become true

Iwaizumi Hajime is so oblivious to his crush on his best friend that he subconsciously seeks out partners that have his mannerisms and everyone becomes aware of his crush on Oikawa when he starts dating a girl that is, in every major way, almost identical to him. This girl is tall, as tall as Iwa is, and she keeps brown hair cut in a boyish fashion and she is incredibly popular with the boys at their school for being a flirt and being all sweet but she's secretly really very competitive and she's either on the girls volleyball team or captain of a different sports team and Iwa speaks to her almost exactly the same way he does Oikawa and she just giggles and spits it right back and the rest of the team - Hanamaki and Matsukawa specifically - are incredibly weirded out by this new addition to their friend group but, hey, Oikawa gets along with her so well, they share a lot of interests and relate to each other so they're fast friends. but then there's one day, one day, where they're sitting around and Iwa is talking about this girl of his and about how she's so cute because despite being really focused on her athletics, she's secretly a nerd and she has this little alien keychain she's had since she was a kid. And Hanamaki watches Oikawa lift his head up, and look over and make eye contact with him, and he can see Oikawa having a moment of intense self awareness as a bunch of puzzle pieces previously unconnected start slotting into place and Oikawa just mouths "oh my God-" so Hanamaki mouths back "We know," and Iwa continues to not realize what he's done.