Introducing Toothache's Lead Singer, MEI!!🌸

Tim: what's the meanest thing you've ever done?

Jason: i know you expect me to say trying to beat you to death that one time, but in the league i once told Damian that Talia was lying about his heritage to manipulate Batman and his actual father was Lex Luthor. so that.

Tim: ?!

Jason: yeah i faked a DNA test to prove it and he believed me for like 4 months.

Tim: holy shit

Jason: to be honest the meanest part was probably putting hair removal cream in his shampoo and convincing him he was going bald due to genetics. he was nine.

Tim: you are my hero. hear me say these words. I. Love. You.

Jason: i know buddy. i know.

Tim: realising he's been sent back in time *immediately goes to steal money from Lex Luthor*

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fic: Take It Back Now Y'all by TimTheToaster (tabletoptime)

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fic recs of the week:

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let's just say Peter is the most inconvenient person to be in the same coffee shop as the one you're trying to rob in Gotham, smh😒

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no wind, no rain, or winter's cold by ohhotlamb

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Kenma is having a bad day, Kuroo is ready to immediately rush to his side and offer comfort in the totally normal way you do with your totally *cough* "platonic" *cough* bff

DUDE I LOVE THIS THANK YOU SO MUCH😭😭😭 AND YES OFC YOU CAN TAG THE MC IM SURE THEY'D LOVE IT TOO AHHHH OMG TYSM I LOVE YOUR STYLE SO MUCH

You just turned 19? Here! Take this! It's dangerous to go alone.

@gummieturtle A Dark Matter Pete be upon ye! 🎉🎉🎉Happy 19, and may you never get isekaied into Gotham.

And can I tag MC? I want you to know that this is first and foremost a gift for you, but I do know that authors love seeing fanart.

marvel’s dedication to portraying j jonah jameson as a complex three dimensional character with likeable traits and sympathetic qualities is really funny cuz it’s led to the creation of a character who unfailingly stands for truth and integrity in journalism except for this one specific dude he is absolutely convinced is putting chemicals in the water to turn the frogs gay

I physically need Jason Todd to have several popular accounts as a reviewer of, honestly, anything.

New article in Gotham Gazette? A famous five-star reviewer already wrote a comment on what unethical methods the writer had used, along with debunking the rest of the article. And guess what? It has more likes than the original post.

New restaurant opened? Another famous critique just finished polishing a very detailed post regarding everything inside it — the decor, the cooking techniques, the service (he almost never picks up on waiters, though). It is so on the spot that, honestly, the owners can't even argue with the review.

New movie? Uh-uh, be sure you write your characters properly. New vigilante? Get detailed information on your methods of work and fighting style — and, hey, it might be even useful. New book? Be careful, someone is about to kick your ass on the Internet, unless written worthy.

The funniest part? No one assumes that it is the same person.

And the batfamily? Well, they have no time for this. Expect for... Tim.

Tim, sending a link to Vale's article: Hood. Drag her ass.

Jason: lol

Jason: give me, like, an hour–

Tim: Had I told you you are my favourite?

Jason: i might have an idea, yeah

Tim: Hood. The new restaurant is so ass. They are also homophobic and stared at me and Kon the whole evening like we killed someone. Do something.

Jason: sec

(The restaurant gets closed in, like, two days after that)

Tim: Jason. Bruce pisses me off this week.

Jason: LOL

Jason: wake up, birdie, the new article shitting on Batman's technics just dropped

Tim: YAY

kenma with half up hair😺:DD

someone on tiktok asked me to draw a version of the half up hair that I did for Kiri but with Kenma instead so ye here it is :P

okay let me pitch you a BATSHIT AU idea that i cant stop thinking about

sometime in middle school, Hinata finds a genie lamp that contains a Daichi-genie. Unsure what else he could possibly want, Hinata wishes for "a real team to play with, good enough to go to nationals' or something to the effect. Anyway, rule number one about genie magic is that you cant change the hearts of people around you, cant make anyone fall in love, etc. So Daichi cant just make a team. But. he is bound by his lamp to Hinata's whims, so he has to make this "wish" come true in some kind of tricky genie way. so now Daichi's stuck as captain of this fucking volleyball team trying to whip it into shape to make this wish come true because if he cant his lamp is gonna eat him for not obeying and while thats going on he's also trying to sway hinata into using one of his two remaining wishes to grant him freedom but its also against the rules to outright ask for that, and Hinata is so oblivious to everything thats not volleyball and cant decide on how to use his last two wishes and the entire B storyline is Daichi just trying to pretend to be a normal human but due to the circumstances of the wish giving him unprecedented freedom of body also getting a taste for what being a normal human is like and totally not falling in love with the cute human boy he recruited to this volleyball team and tonally speaking it would be mostly about the relationship of an idiot boy and his very tired magical genie dad.

sketch of my spidersona redback with the atsv gang I did a while ago :P also the way I have wanted to be best friends with hobi so freaking bad since this movie first came out😭😭😭

fanart wip of Hinata and Kenma from Haikyuu :))

I've been obsessively scrolling through haikyuu fanart on Pinterest and omg the art on there is just- like how do they always make it look so atmospheric??? it always looks so cozy and the colours are so warm and inviting AND IM SO JEALOUS IMMA LEARN HOW TO DO THAT I SWEAR TO YOU,, also was thinking I'll probably try to start drawing more simple sketches rather than making every drawing a full on illustration cuz boy do these burn me out so bad😭😭 also also I have recently been indoctrinated into the bokuaka cult and whenever I see them have started shouting in my head "THEY'RE MARRIED YOUR HONOUR" so love that for me